Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 M-18 Elite - The Future of War The Pentagon unveiled the new M-18 Elite, scheduled for intra-service deployment beginning in April. Making use of the latest in digital technology, the Elite will allow both military and ACLU lawyers to review all target site pictures via satellite, and give an instantaneous yay-or-nay . In addition, the President, House Committee on Military Affairs, and interactive viewers of CNN will have the ability to see, and refuse, targets that may be unnecessary, or deemed cruel. All shots will require 100% concurrence. Rumors that the UN was also in the loop were quickly scotched today when a DOD spokesperson said, "That's just ridiculous." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aurbis 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Thats what most people want their S-12's to look like... dont laugh!!!! I should save that pic, so that when a NOOB asks "what can I do to make my " insert gun make/model here " look more "tactical" I can show them THAT PICTURE!!! Still thats a kick... HAHAHAHA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuAside 2 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 All shots will require 100% concurrence. beautiful! if only all armies in the world had that, war would be fought by throwing angry glanses or at most a few pebbles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brain3278 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 LMAO! Did anyone see the M4 with all the stuff on it last night on Future Weapons? It looked similar to that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatmoose 4 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 (edited) Is that a rabbit's foot on the cheek rest? Edited February 13, 2007 by greatmoose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Is that a rabbit's foot on the cheek rest? Lucky rabbit foot...ya gotta keep it there to make sure your batteries don't run out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrTuffPaws 2 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Everyone knows, more rail = more death. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cscharlie 107 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 So operators will have to wait for desk jockey to say it's OK to fire on a target.? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rwsackett 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) CSCharlie... No worries. Operators will still do what needs done. He's (mostly) joking at how lawyored up the rules to engage are-this gun let's them do it while safely at home. Edited February 14, 2007 by USpride Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Yes I admit, I was trying for a whole new level of sarcasm with this one! It's all bullshit - every bit of it. (hope that doesn't ruin the fun for anyone.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Yes I admit, I was trying for a whole new level of sarcasm with this one!It's all bullshit - every bit of it. (hope that doesn't ruin the fun for anyone.) If ya look at the front end of it, it almost looks like that flash suppressor is too small for a .223...a la airsoft perhaps? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pistonring8 1 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Yea, good eye. Its probably alot of Airsoft stuff on that. Funny pic though. I see another one like that posted alot on another forum every time someone "Tacs out" thier rifle in rediculous ways and feels the need to do a photo shoot on it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Is that a rabbit's foot on the cheek rest? Lucky rabbit foot...ya gotta keep it there to make sure your batteries don't run out Still trying to figure that one out. a fuzzy cheek rest? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 "There is a weapon in here SOMEWHERE, and if you are still laughing when I find it, you'r in a LOT of trouble". (If I can lift it!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pistonring8 1 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 --> QUOTE(G O B @ Feb 13 2007, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "There is a weapon in here SOMEWHERE, and if you are still laughing when I find it, you'r in a LOT of trouble". (If I can lift it!) Oh Noooooo! Not the botched conversion featuring a hula girl, stuffed mouse and a banana?! I thought everyone forgot about that! Jeeez, I don't even have that pic on my 'puter anymore....lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Hey, can any of you uber gun geeks figure how heavy that thing would be? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Probably about 17 lbs. Same weight as my ubertacticool valley bitch S-12 with two eight rdrs clamped together full. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I think I would DOUBLE that, Cobra... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Yeah you're prolly right, there's a lot of glass on that thing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Imagen the ridicule you would receive if you were to take aim with that thing, squeeze off a round - and MISS!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Imagen the ridicule you would receive if you were to take aim with that thing, squeeze off a round - and MISS!!! I think I would miss...too many crosshairs I would forget which one was the right one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conju 2 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Yeah, but can it make coffee? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) Coffee and blue tooth wireless, flash drive, in addition a umd player and for an extra 29.95 a month all of your premium cable channels in 5.1 Dolby surround sound! Oh, I almost forgot about the Ipod docking bay. Edited February 14, 2007 by Juggernaut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tokageko 8 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 ROFLMFAO That's all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 ROFLMFAO That's all. Thats all for the "entry level" valley bitch model. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macbeau 902 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 What is this? Pimp my rifle? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tokageko 8 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Now there is an idea for a show... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I'm down with that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I'm down with that! Hey, is that Dr. Funkinstein's (george Clinton) Bop Gun? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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