keith524 25 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) hey guys ive been so busy i havent informed you the ol' lady and I had our baby on April 10th. Her name is Khloe and she was 7lb 6oz. She is going to be a shooter,lol even if she doesnt want to be she has a few things put up for her. Anyways just thought i would let you guys see! Edited May 31, 2012 by keith524 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KennyFSU 249 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congrats! She has pretty blue eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Life changing event. Love her and teach her well. My best wishes and heartfelt prayers to your family. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vulcan16 971 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 congrats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nycGUNguy 61 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congratulations on your blue eyed bundle of joy! nyclu3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) The diffrence between a boy and a girl. Boy, you only worry about 1 prick. Girl, you worry about all the pricks. I have a boy and a girl, boys are easer. Have fun and congrats. These WILL help. 10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: - Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. - Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. - Places where there is darkness. - Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. - Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. - Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. - Hockey games are okay. - Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Edited May 31, 2012 by RED333 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 My heartiest Congrats to Momma... And Daddy. She is beautiful! Baby girls are both a Blessing & Curse upon their Fathers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congrats! Cherish your time with her, it goes fast! Seems like yesterday my first was born. Last week he graduated Basic Combat Training. Enjoy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jrance@iacwds.com 716 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congratulations Dad! My daughter is 27 and happily married to a Staff Sargent in the U.S. Army. My one piece of advice is to pull any would be suitors aside and tell them., "Don't do anything to my daughter that you don't want me to do to you, because I will." This embarrassed her at times but avoided any problems. If that didn't seem to take properly, her older brother would ask "Have you seen my Dad's gun collection?" Worked like charm. I am a blessed man as are you. 1911 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keith524 25 Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 thank you guys so much. i really appreciate it. I was hopeing for a boy for awhile but now im in love... shes a heartbreaker! just thought i would share. thanks fellas 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keith524 25 Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 The diffrence between a boy and a girl. Boy, you only worry about 1 prick. Girl, you worry about all the pricks. I have a boy and a girl, boys are easer. Have fun and congrats. These WILL help. 10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: - Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. - Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. - Places where there is darkness. - Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. - Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. - Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. - Hockey games are okay. - Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. haha i love this. thanks so much. I will have to fancy this up and print this off for my living room! thanks brotha Congrats! Cherish your time with her, it goes fast! Seems like yesterday my first was born. Last week he graduated Basic Combat Training. Enjoy! well congrats on that! Sounds like he has a good head on his shoulders! I knoow your a proud pappa! i know thats true chilie, thanks man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 My girl just turned two. I had hoped for a boy like you did. In a blink of an eye, you will be glad you have a little girl. It gets even better when they give you a hug for no reason at all! We have another child on the way. Congrats on your beautiful, happy baby girl! Well done Sir! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congratulations to your wife for doing all of the work, you get a pat on the back for the squirt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Live2Ride 12 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) Congrats! I have a 4 yr old son, and a daughter on the way. My son has been super easy, we will see about the little girl.. Edited May 31, 2012 by Live2Ride Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congrats! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congratulations. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kresk 10,063 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Congrats to mom and dad!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 congrats. as much as i love kids, i love being able to give them back as well. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 You are welcome Keith, I did some up with a place to have the date sign His name, my littel girl did not like it, But I DID. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keith524 25 Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 haha thats awesome! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Congratulations to you and your wife! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mogunner 240 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Congrats! I have two boys and a girl, she's the youngest at 20. The boys were a LOT easier to raise! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ben4345 123 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 hey guys ive been so busy i havent informed you the ol' lady and I had our baby on April 10th. Her name is Khloe and she was 7lb 6oz. She is going to be a shooter,lol even if she doesnt want to be she has a few things put up for her. Anyways just thought i would let you guys see! I can't tell what calibar this thing is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keith524 25 Posted June 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 haha a expensive one!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tim2shu 48 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Congrads, good luck and injoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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