yakdung 2,926 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Poor Josh. Government schools are a real bitch. http://foxbaltimore.com/news/features/featured/stories/7yearold-suspended-teacher-says-he-shaped-pastry-into-gun-635.shtml#.UTIwiFeI51F 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dysfunctional 63 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Available in full auto... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Do they come out cooked? If so, I'm getting one! Best thing since easy cheese! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Circling the drain we are. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Check this shit out. WTF is going on in this country? Kudos to these brave kids! http://www.mrconservative.com/2013/03/5406-student-suspended-for-disarming-gunman/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 If the Pop-Tart hadn't been turned into a gun it woulda turned into diabetes. Probably best for the kid they took it away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 This happened in the same city that is offering food stamps for pets. Some really dumb people out there. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 I swear if I ever have kids they're going to be home-schooled. I have Zero Tolerance for "zero-tolerance" policies! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 I'm lucky and so are my kids. Youngest is 14 and we do not deal with this in our small community school system. Big city=big pain in the ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Hell....I rolled a practice grenade into my head principal's office, and all I got was a big laugh. The whole office staff was outside the door laughing their asses off. Now school's a real prison! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 (edited) he would have gotten off easier if he had cut it in the form of a dick going into a vagina. or a man's ass. Edited March 4, 2013 by mancat 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 he would have gotten off easier if he had cut it in the form of a dick going into a vagina. or a man's ass. His "Progressive" female teacher (well, at least reported as in the news story ) probably doesn't know what a penis looks like though. She can probably lick a bearded clam like nobody’s business though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mike U. 51 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Sue their fucking communist asses OFF! The only way this stupid shit is gonna stop is when school boards find themselves waist deep in 6 figure lawsuits. Once parents start taking these commy fuckers to court, and, suing them right out of their cushy jobs, this shit will stop. Not one minute before. Bury those idiot school boards, head first, into the asshole of the civil courts. Jeez, shouldn't have come here so close to bedtime. Might as well have been drinking a cup of espresso while reading. Guess I'll go do my taxes since sleep ain't gonna happen for a few more hours. fuck... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Sue their fucking communist asses OFF! The only way this stupid shit is gonna stop is when school boards find themselves waist deep in 6 figure lawsuits.Once parents start taking these commy fuckers to court, and, suing them right out of their cushy jobs, this shit will stop. Not one minute before. Bury those idiot school boards, head first, into the asshole of the civil courts. Jeez, shouldn't have come here so close to bedtime. Might as well have been drinking a cup of espresso while reading. Guess I'll go do my taxes since sleep ain't gonna happen for a few more hours. fuck... The public schools are all beholden to the teachers asscociations, and they all suck the federal tit for money. Your comunity really has little to nothing to do with how your schools are run. Think about it....when is the last time you saw a school levy on your local ballet for voting on? And if you did see one, when is the last time one passed? Communities have turned over control to the federal government, and this is what you get.. Thank you NEA. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dysfunctional 63 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 In PA they also suck the local tit - we have a percentage of our paychecks taxed for the school district in which we reside as well as a portion of our real estate taxes on the property goes towards it. This way both the land owner and the employed occupant (home owner or renter) contribute. But we have no say in how it is run. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum4u 125 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Remember running around as a kid playing guns, cops n robbers, ect. Using your finger, lucky to have a cap gun. Wow. No wonder kids are screwed up. Edited March 6, 2013 by Redrum4u Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 I remember when my oldest sister bought me a G.I. Joe M-16 cap-gun when I was like 7yrs old, man I was the shit then. I killed my tyrnical brothers over and over and over...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum4u 125 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 I had a sweet tec-9 squirt gun (flat black). Ever since every time I see one I want to buy it, never have. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 I don't know about you but there are school levies almost every two years here. They're always running out of sports equipment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remek 771 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 I remember when my oldest sister bought me a G.I. Joe M-16 cap-gun when I was like 7yrs old, man I was the shit then. I killed my tyrnical brothers over and over and over...... Man! Great days! I remember running running around with my "six-shooter" cap gun revolver having gun fights at the local creek. Of course eventually i ended up getting my caps wet, but it was great! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted March 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Now they are offering school counseling for this incident? I must be dreaming. WTF is wrong with these people? "the school counselor will be available for any student who needs to talk." http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51045306/ns/local_news-washington_dc/#.UTbjkjeECko Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mike U. 51 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Sue their fucking communist asses OFF! The only way this stupid shit is gonna stop is when school boards find themselves waist deep in 6 figure lawsuits.Once parents start taking these commy fuckers to court, and, suing them right out of their cushy jobs, this shit will stop. Not one minute before. Bury those idiot school boards, head first, into the asshole of the civil courts. Jeez, shouldn't have come here so close to bedtime. Might as well have been drinking a cup of espresso while reading. Guess I'll go do my taxes since sleep ain't gonna happen for a few more hours. fuck... The public schools are all beholden to the teachers asscociations, and they all suck the federal tit for money. Your comunity really has little to nothing to do with how your schools are run. Think about it....when is the last time you saw a school levy on your local ballet for voting on? And if you did see one, when is the last time one passed? Communities have turned over control to the federal government, and this is what you get.. Thank you NEA. I hear you, but here, part of my property tax goes to the schools. And, you are right about the NEA. I see them as a bunch of ultra far leftists that infect that organization throughout . Like a Stage Four, Terminal, Cancer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyE 81 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Now they are offering school counseling for this incident? I must be dreaming. WTF is wrong with these people?"the school counselor will be available for any student who needs to talk." http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51045306/ns/local_news-washington_dc/#.UTbjkjeECko I HOPE kids are seeking counseling to get help dealing with stupid adults who created such an insane policy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remek 771 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Now they are offering school counseling for this incident? I must be dreaming. WTF is wrong with these people?"the school counselor will be available for any student who needs to talk." http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51045306/ns/local_news-washington_dc/#.UTbjkjeECko I HOPE kids are seeking counseling to get help dealing with stupid adults who created such an insane policy! Now, there is a profound statement! And, maybe a business opportunity! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coronet 131 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 WoW... I can't...I couldn't... words escape me. How could this possibly be? SERIOUSLY? a pop tart as a weapon? A fucking POP TART! And grief councilers? I'm astounded. Effing amazed! What's next, gummy bears as ammo? SOMEBODY PLEASE WAKE ME UP FROM THIS BAD NIGHTMARE...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 UNIONS... fuck them all. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 What's next, gummy bears as ammo? SOMEBODY PLEASE WAKE ME UP FROM THIS BAD NIGHTMARE...... Funny you should say that. And doubly funny when you think these things actually come from Montreal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) What's next, gummy bears as ammo? SOMEBODY PLEASE WAKE ME UP FROM THIS BAD NIGHTMARE...... Funny you should say that. And doubly funny when you think these things actually come from Montreal. Oh hell ya! My sister got me this goofy candy dispenser thing for Christmas and I have had no clue as to what to do with it... That bitch is going on my desk at work full of gummy revolvers! edit: Oh crap... 2 TON MINIMUM ORDER QUANTITY!!! Edited March 8, 2013 by Maxwelhse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 edit: Oh crap... 2 TON MINIMUM ORDER QUANTITY!!! Be almost worth it. Anybody have Feinswein's delivery address handy? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Mattel Shootin Shell pistol in the early 60's shot a plastic projectile from a brass spring loaded case and they had a green cap that was round with glue on one side to put ion the end of the case. Most realistic gun toy ever made, lots of money. All the money kids had them. Now you cannot even show a picture of this toy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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