Odd Man Out 1,283 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Okay, yup, I am a odd dude and this thread will reflect it I'm sure... Oh well here goes: This thread is dedicated to all our female Saiga12 members; I went through the McDonald's drive through and got my usual -- a double cheeseburger and a large Sprite. I was driving down the road and took a big bite of the burger and started chewing... WTF!?!?!? my tongue was doing all sorts of stuff -- flipping the chunk of food from side to side, wiping residue off the side of teeth, and generally helping me to chew it and enjoy it -- without any conscious effort on my part. Call me clueless but in all my years on earth I have never noticed this. It was like my tongue had a mind of its own -- weird. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Yep... You're an Odd One alright. Ya ever notice that you breathe without consciously thinking about it? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigChongus 765 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 . 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 I had a moment like that in my life, but it allegedly may have involved LSD. Just sayin. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 I remember the summer when I was 18, my parents and brother were on vacation and I brought my new 20 year old girlfriend over to the house. My tongue was doing all sorts of stuff too. Still miss that girl...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JESS1344 508 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 ODD MAN, YOU JUS' TROLLIN' FOR PUSSY, OR ARE YOU SERIOUS? IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS LIKE THAT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE AN EEG OR AN MRI DONE ON YOUR GOURD. INCIPIENT NEURO PROBLEMS SOMETIMES PRESENT IN "ODD" WAYS, IE, TRANS ISCHEMIC ATTACKS (MINI STROKE) OR TUMORS. IF YOU'RE NOT JUST KIDDING AROUND, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT. JESS1344 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 My dick has a mind of its own. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Okay, yup, I am a odd dude and this thread will reflect it I'm sure... Oh well here goes: This thread is dedicated to all our female Saiga12 members; I went through the McDonald's drive through and got my usual -- a double cheeseburger and a large Sprite. I was driving down the road and took a big bite of the burger and started chewing... WTF!?!?!? my tongue was doing all sorts of stuff -- flipping the chunk of food from side to side, wiping residue off the side of teeth, and generally helping me to chew it and enjoy it -- without any conscious effort on my part. Call me clueless but in all my years on earth I have never noticed this. It was like my tongue had a mind of its own -- weird. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023403961 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Heh my brain finally kicked my dicks ass and told it to sit the fuck down and shutup till it was needed. Revenge! Turning 55 was great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
termite 463 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Heh my brain finally kicked my dicks ass and told it to sit the fuck down and shutup till it was needed. Revenge! Turning 55 was great. And then you'll also learn that when it's needed, it won't listen to your brain. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coronet 131 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) Get your tounge pierced (ex wife said it felt like 2 toungues down there), and when you chomp down and break a tooth - let us know how it feels? ROFLMAO! Edited August 6, 2013 by coronet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
breid1970 327 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 I wouldn't worry to much about it. I had oral surgery done years ago and the attending surgeon pinched the nerve cluster beneath my tongue which caused it to flop around like a democrat at a gun rally. BUT...I am not a doctor and getting it checked out couldn't hurt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Mmm, burgers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 How big was the joint you smoked before cruising through the drive thru? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beefcakeb99 572 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 How big was the joint you smoked before cruising through the drive thru? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SaigaKen 338 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Mmm, burgers. I'll take a plain "to go"...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Heh my brain finally kicked my dicks ass and told it to sit the fuck down and shutup till it was needed. Revenge! Turning 55 was great. And then you'll also learn that when it's needed, it won't listen to your brain. I dont know about anyone else but I get laid near every night. Just dont get in trouble doing it. And that my friend is a massive improvement. Thinking with ones dick just made things "harder". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garnaz 215 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 I'd like one plain and one cinnamon to go please. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Odd Man Out 1,283 Posted August 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Thought y'all would get a kick (either at me or...) out of it. But seriously, you got to admit it takes a confident, centered man to admit to something like that == no need to hide behind machismo bravado for me! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pjj342 632 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Mmm, burgers. My anthony wiener says 'greasy', but my self destructive tendencies say 'whole meal'. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 All BS aside, that's the tongue's primary function.It prevents you from choking on food, it helps you swallow, and it helps you move food around your mouth to assist with mastication. There's a reason why it's a big slab of muscle. We would not be able to eat the way we do without it.If you want some more LSD moments to be self-conscious about, pay attention to all the crazy shit your tongue does to form words.Just talk, and notice all the strange shapes your tongue makes in the process, all the places it goes. The letter "t" - tip of the tongue touches the roof of the mouth just behind the front teeth. The letter "n" - just behind the "t". When you make the "sh" sound, your tongue flattens and you almost bite it on both sides. The "th" sound in "the" - you almost stick your tongue out.(For a brief time, I studied linguistics and etymology - I had begun developing a universal phonetic alphabet - to do so, I set out to identify all of the sounds used in modern human languages. Eventually I got bored and just sort of wandered off) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Cupcake anyone? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JESS1344 508 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 GUYS, LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF..............................CUPCAKES! OR TWO OR THREE.......... JESS1344 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jrance@iacwds.com 716 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 might want to reconsider the macdonald's drive through http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023403961 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
avnate 335 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 WTF! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 mmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) anyone that eats that mcdonalds crap on a regular basis can't be all there in the upstairs department. Nor the downstairs for that matter. Edited August 7, 2013 by SHOTGUN MESIAH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) man don't think about your heart beating cause you know if you like think about it way too much it might stop man... just think about it.. i mean don't think about it. think about thinking about it man. seriously though.. there are a lot of strange things going on in our bodies that we never really think about, and it's a bit odd when you do. personally I don't like watching videos of conscious brain surgery, especially when they probe areas of the brain to test the effect. it just always makes me slightly uncomfortable that the brain is so incredibly fragile in that way, and even a little bit of damage to it can completely ruin your life. Edited August 7, 2013 by mancat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 ?????????????????????????! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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