EthanM 514 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Haha! Guess he really loves his pizza http://gawker.com/dominos-replies-to-man-who-claims-he-burned-his-dick-f-1530601775?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Whatever words you want to use to describe this act of idiocy, it wasn't making love. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 It is genetically deficient, kill it before it infects the gene pool............... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 That poor pizza. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EthanM 514 Posted February 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Seems like a hot pocket would have been better... Haha! This is so retarded. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Now you just wait right there mister.......pizzafuckers have rights too, It's not by choice it's genetics, they're wired differently 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Funny, but the only one here getting fucked with is Dominos corp, not the pizza. If the guy said he stuck a stale breadstick up his ass that might be more believable. Not speaking from experience of course. I'm strictly a Papa John's guy. A little garlic butter sauce goes a long way... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 How long before guys with pizzas go picketing the court house that they want rights to marry their pizza? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Mother, pig, uncle and now pizza. Wow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Well, good for him! He got more than the bunch of you! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get beaver on my pizza? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Now you just wait right there mister.......pizzafuckers have rights too, It's not by choice it's genetics, they're wired differently Yeah rights, is that 1st amendment? I am just amazed we made it this far as a species on this planet.......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get beaver on my pizza? smells a little fishy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 It is genetically deficient, kill it before it infects the gene pool............... Yep!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jeluvsk 58 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Seems like a hot pocket would have been better... image.jpg Haha! This is so retarded. Pizza filled fleshlight! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Star Arms 2,047 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I used to work in a pizza parlor. Back in the day, a man had the sense to let the pizza cool slightly before he inserted his penis into the hot cheesy parts, and also to let anything that contained pork to thoroughly cook through, before removing the pizza from the oven. Back then, we made the dough by hand. Mike 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get beaver on my pizza? smells a little fishy Dude would really get into some cupcakes! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dashowdy 141 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get beaver on my pizza? I got beaver fever smells a little fishy Dude would really get into some cupcakes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Star Arms 2,047 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get beaver on my pizza? smells a little fishy Dude would really get into some cupcakes! My wife informs me these are called "c*nt cakes". Apparently, very popular in NYC. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EthanM 514 Posted February 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get beaver on my pizza? smells a little fishy Dude would really get into some cupcakes! Now that's a cupcake! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get beaver on my pizza? smells a little fishy Dude would really get into some cupcakes! My wife informs me these are called "c*nt cakes". Apparently, very popular in NYC. Hitlery and friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 10,360 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Hot cheese! Oh the agony! That might heal in a year or two. That dude has got problems way beyond a burned dick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Seems like a hot pocket would have been better... image.jpg Haha! This is so retarded. Oh HELL NO!! Those things are filled with molten lava when they come out of the microwave! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EthanM 514 Posted February 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Seems like a hot pocket would have been better...image.jpg Haha! This is so retarded. Oh HELL NO!! Those things are filled with molten lava when they come out of the microwave! Heck, if your gonna do, go big or go home! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) I guess he prefers his own special sauce. That's what I like about this board....where else can you wake up, get a cup of coffee, and then talk about pizza fucking to start your day? It get's me off on the right foot. Edited February 26, 2014 by DogMan 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 THIS IS WHY I ONLY BUY FROZEN PIZZAS! My wife informs me these are called "c*nt cakes". Apparently, very popular in NYC. Strange... I can't imagine the gays getting into those... (pun intended).. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 I guess he wanted sausage on his pizza? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 I'd be worried about getting a yeast infection. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 That's better that a smegma problem! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pjj342 632 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Now you just wait right there mister.......pizzafuckers have rights too, It's not by choice it's genetics, they're wired differently Only an immoral deviant would choose to fuck a pizza. BANNED FOR LIFE!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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