ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) Why Islamic Terrorists commit suicide, let's look at the evidence No ChristmasNo tvNo nude womenNo HootersNo footballNo baconNo pork chopsNo hot dogsNo scotchNo beerRags for clothesA towel for a hatConstant wailing from some idiot in a towerMore than 1 wife [if your lucky enough to even have one]More than one mother in lawIf your not married your girlfriend has 4 legs and looks a lot like a goatYou can't shaveYour wife can't shaveYou can't wash off the smell of donkeyYou wipe your butt with your handYou cook your meals by burning camel turdsYour wives are picked by someone elseYou have to blow yourself up to please your god Then they tell you when you die it all gets betterNo shit Sherlock... It's not like it could get much worse. Edited September 23, 2015 by ChileRelleno 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 They know that Islam sucks but, if they convert to anything else, they die anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Aloha Snackbar! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) You forgot wiping your ass with your hand. Having to do that all of my life would be enough to have me thinking about checking out. ETA: Just as many shouldn't post when drunk I should probably refrain until I have that third cup of coffee in me, lol. I think I'll go wipe my ass with my hand. That should do a good job of waking me up.... Edited September 23, 2015 by evlblkwpnz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CruisinTx2 49 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 I can see your point. the only item that could stand a bit of correction is the "towel for a hat" part. Upon closer examination, the material is actually much lighter weight than a towel--more like a sheet in fact. Hence they should be called sheet-heads, not towel or rag heads. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 I can not work through the virgin thing. How many? Who would want that? My dick is too big. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 I can not work through the virgin thing. How many? Who would want that? My dick is too big. I've always thought 72 gorgeous well shaved, busty Asian sluts would be better incentive. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE NEW GUY 113 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Why Islamic Terrorists commit suicide, let's look at the evidence No Christmas No tv No nude women No Hooters No football No bacon No pork chops No hot dogs No scotch No beer Rags for clothes A towel for a hat Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower More than 1 wife [if your lucky enough to even have one] More than one mother in law If your not married your girlfriend has 4 legs and looks a lot like a goat You can't shave Your wife can't shave You can't wash off the smell of donkey You wipe your butt with your hand You cook your meals by burning camel turds Your wives are picked by someone else You have to blow yourself up to please your god Then they tell you when you die it all gets better No shit Sherlock... It's not like it could get much worse. [/quote HECK THEY HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE [ NO BEER, WHISKEY, PORN A COUPLE OF WIVES WOULD BE COOL FOR WHILE , BUT MINE OULD BE TOTAL SLUTS ! , OR I'D HAVE THE BITCH'S STONED TO DEATH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Why Islamic Terrorists commit suicide, let's look at the evidence No Christmas No tv No nude women No Hooters No football No bacon No pork chops No hot dogs No scotch No beer Rags for clothes A towel for a hat Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower More than 1 wife [if your lucky enough to even have one] More than one mother in law If your not married your girlfriend has 4 legs and looks a lot like a goat You can't shave Your wife can't shave You can't wash off the smell of donkey You wipe your butt with your hand You cook your meals by burning camel turds Your wives are picked by someone else You have to blow yourself up to please your god Then they tell you when you die it all gets better No shit Sherlock... It's not like it could get much worse. I attended some tech schools where some muslims were also attending. they do EVERYTHING forbidden in SPADES!!!!!! The word hypocrite doesn't even come close to describing them 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) Why Islamic Terrorists commit suicide, let's look at the evidence No Christmas No tv No nude women No Hooters No football No bacon No pork chops No hot dogs No scotch No beer Rags for clothes A towel for a hat Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower More than 1 wife [if your lucky enough to even have one] More than one mother in law If your not married your girlfriend has 4 legs and looks a lot like a goat You can't shave Your wife can't shave You can't wash off the smell of donkey You wipe your butt with your hand You cook your meals by burning camel turds Your wives are picked by someone else You have to blow yourself up to please your god Then they tell you when you die it all gets better No shit Sherlock... It's not like it could get much worse. +~Thank you kind sir, I needed that today Edited September 23, 2015 by Dad2142Dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 72 fat-ass, falafal eating, hairy bush and leg having chicks that smell like camels would be enough to change religions for me! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Umm... does it specifically state FEMALE, human virgins there anywhere? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) 72 fat-ass, falafal eating, hairy bush and leg having chicks that smell like camels would be enough to change religions for me!There is nothing wrong with hairy, unless your talking a uni-brow, legs, and bushy pits! Shaving privates to look pubescent is a new trend. It was probably made popular by the Child Porn Industry, when the authorities cracked down on cheap labor. LMAO Edited September 24, 2015 by Sim_Player Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macbeau 902 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Then there is the whole fucked up language that you have to learn. Read backwards and looks like it was written by Stephen Hawkin. And to speak it correctly, you need a sever chronic upper respiratory phlegm-based condition.... Edited September 24, 2015 by macbeau 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 There are several languages that read right-to-left. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macbeau 902 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Then there is the whole "death by stampeding Muslims problems.... "The death toll from Thursday's stampede at the Hajj pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia has risen to 453 and the number of injured has reached 719, officials say." There are several languages that read right-to-left. I know. And Arabic is just one of them. The problem is, to be a "proper" Muslim, you are supposed to learn to read and speak Arabic because that is the language the Qur'ran was written in and Allah will only understand your prayers if spoken in Arabic . It would be kinda like expecting Christians to learn Greek and pray in Aramaic. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) More than 717 pilgrims die in stampede in worst haj disaster in 25 years. Who needs terrorists when they trample each other to death with such enthusiasm? Edited September 24, 2015 by Ronin38 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Like they love to proclaim when tragedy strikes infidels... "It is God's will for their sins" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Then there is the whole "death by stampeding Muslims problems.... "The death toll from Thursday's stampede at the Hajj pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia has risen to 453 and the number of injured has reached 719, officials say." There are several languages that read right-to-left. I know. And Arabic is just one of them. The problem is, to be a "proper" Muslim, you are supposed to learn to read and speak Arabic because that is the language the Qur'ran was written in and Allah will only understand your prayers if spoken in Arabic . It would be kinda like expecting Christians to learn Greek and pray in Aramaic. ...so much for that All-Powerful gig. More than 717 pilgrims die in stampede in worst haj disaster in 25 years. Who needs terrorists when they trample each other to death with such enthusiasm? It's a start! Edited September 24, 2015 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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6500rpm 670 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) I just read over 700 just died on the pilgrimage to Mecca. Seems to happen at almost every years event. If we can only promote this to happen say four times a year at some point the problem may take care of itself and they all get to live the dream Edited September 24, 2015 by 6500rpm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) But just think about the great benefits of being an islamist animal. What other religion lets you set people on fire? Or rape children? You get to fuck goats. And you never have to wash. I'd be all over it if I didn't love bacon so much. Edited September 25, 2015 by Darth Saigus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) How 'bout 1 virgin and 71 sluts.... can I get that deal? They like blowing themselves up, our military likes blowing them up, you'd think we'd get along better. Edited September 25, 2015 by Spartacus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 72 virgins??? There are not enough virgins in hell, so they are just going to have to go fuck themselves! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 72 virgins??? There are not enough virgins in hell, so they are just going to have to go fuck themselves! ...they already do if the little boys are faster than they are! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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