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22_Shooter

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  1. What's that, you say? You live in Myrtle Beach and don't have a Glock 23?? Nonsense! Here, I'll help: http://forum.saiga-12.com/index.php?/topic/70024-gen-3-glock-23-425/page__pid__679684&do=findComment&comment=679684

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Que? You've been putting away money for your kids college education? Forget that nonsense. Buy him a Glock and instantly raise his IQ to quadruple digit status! Here, I'll help: http://forum.saiga-12.com/index.php?/topic/70024-gen-3-glock-23-425/page__pid__679684#entry679684

    2. ThirtyAughtSix

      ThirtyAughtSix

      If you were a couple states further south I would be all over that, sorry

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      I hear ya. Trying to keep it local, to avoid shipping/transfer fees.

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  2. What's the going rate for kidney's on the street? I need about $800 for a 1911.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      The way I see it, since I don't drink, I can do with only 1 kidney, lol.

    2. THE VILLIAN

      THE VILLIAN

      Considering that i probably wont make it till friday without 2 lmao!

    3. DOMIDARKO

      DOMIDARKO

      I'll take it. PM sent.

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  3. Where the hell has Twinsen been?? Last login was something like 10/2010.

    1. Superhawk138

      Superhawk138

      "I have no idea what I'm doing. Where the fuck am I, and where the fuck is the L4D demo, damnit?"

       

       

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Hahahahahahah! That's my profile thing, isn't it? I remember signing up for it when they were giving out a free demo. But apparently I missed the cut-off, because I didn't see where to DL it for free, lol.

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  4. Whooped everyone's ass in mini-golf last night. I'm thinking rematch, but this time, we play for money! lol

    1. stnls1911

      stnls1911

      My skills always diminished when I played for money, LMAO!! Best of luck to you Shooter!!

    2. Roan

      Roan

      I'm looking forward to your next post complaining about getting sharked at mini-golf. :)

  5. Why are Ultimak lower tri-rails so damn expensive??? Other companies (Troy, Daniel Defense, LaRue, etc, etc) make ENTIRE quad rails for the same or cheaper. Does Ultimak use special aluminum that's been fused with powder made from ground up unicorn horns?

    1. Zambidis

      Zambidis

      Because for ARs there is Troy, DD, Larue, etc. For AKs there is, Ultimak. If there was more competition they likely would be less.

    2. admbleg

      admbleg

      Not Unicorn horns.. But Unicorn Tears.. Takes longer to make, for the tears to solidify hence the higher pricing

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      So not only do they charge an arm and a leg......they makr unicorns cry??????? Those bastards!

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  6. Why do female dogs hump things, like male dogs do? Still scratching my head at this one. My female pup tried raping my foot.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Ah, a dominance thing, eh? I guess this needs to be put to an end rather quickly, if she thinks she's dominant over a human.

       

      LMAO at the video. Straight up 70's porn music.

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      My girl would punt me in the nuts, if I punt the dog across the room. I like my nuts, so I've refrained from any puppy punting........for now.

    3. jnelson228

      jnelson228

      She just wanted to let you know where you stand and by she I mean your pup and girl. :)

       

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  7. Woke up with an extremely sharp pain in my calf. Like someone had stabbed me and was twisting the blade into my calf muscle. It lasts for a minute and then goes away. Second time this has happened. WTF?

    1. Ruffian72

      Ruffian72

      30 years of this. When potassium is low, gotto take tablets, ate so many bannanas, upset internals any more. Good luck. Hookers might work though. lol

    2. Ruffian72

      Ruffian72

      30 years of this. When potassium is low, gotto take tablets, ate so many bannanas, upset internals any more. Good luck. Hookers might work though. lol

    3. Ruffian72

      Ruffian72

      30 years of this. When potassium is low, gotto take tablets, ate so many bannanas, upset internals any more. Good luck. Hookers might work though. lol

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  8. Works too slow and I want to buy more guns. Got an interview at the hospital on Tuesday. 40+ hours gauranteed, better pay than what I get now and better benefits. It's a no brainer!

    1. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      f you can get into security there, that's a foot in the door.

      Hospitals don't like people with prior security experience, because they want to train them themselves.

      Hospital security aren't like your typical rent-a-cop that deals with unruly teens. They must learn how to defuse intense situations & go hands on with combative people without hurting them.

      After that, if you have the ability to be easy going, even in extremely awkward situations, it's a natura...

    2. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      natural transition.

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Yeah, a buddy of mine did hospital security before going into the Marines and then becoming a cop. He said he actually loved it, lol.

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  9. Wow. Did some reading over at WarriorTalk. ......and here I was thinking some other forums were full of elitists. They don't hold a candle to WT. From my reading there, it seems that if it's not a dedicated weapon of warfighting, it has no business even existing. Credentials aside, some of those guys need to loosen up and not take themselves so seriously.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Like I said, I don't doubt his credentials. But that doesn't change the fact that he comes off as a condescending prick.

    2. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      Eh...

       

      I'm sure he is constantly bombarded with sycophantic mall ninja's & keyboard commandos & just gets in the "fuck you ya wannabe" mode...

       

      Never met the guy, but I'm sure it happens.

       

      However... Hard to top the draco for some situations where firepower, body armor penetration & concealment are required.

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      That's the thing though. It seems to more of his general attitude, than just being in an off mood.

       

      On top of that, like I said, the guy who was talking about his Draco wasn't even comparing it to an AK rifle, or giving off a wannabe attitude about it. Just giving a review of a new gun that he likes.

       

      Ah well. I'm free not to read that forum, and I'll do just that. Thankfully, between this place and Arfcom, I can find info on anything I need to know. (...

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  10. Yet another gun weasles its way into my want-list. Springfield Armory Champion Operator. DO WANT!

    1. geepelton

      geepelton

      I want the TRP!!

       

  11. You ever just look up into the sky on a beautiful day and realize how minor some of your problems actually are? Sometimes you need those moments to bring you back to earth and to quit worrying about shit that is actually very petty.

    1. paprotective

      paprotective

      out back we have a VERY large park and on a good day.. a walk and a brief moment to suck it all in, is all I need.. so yup I agree..

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      It's funny how it works, ain't it?

    3. NM0

      NM0

      The mountains do that for me. No matter what's going on in my life the mountains have been there and will be there a lot longer than me. I'm just a speck in time.

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  12. You ever just want to sell off 90% of your shit, buy a Winnebago, and drive to wherever? Sometimes, I do.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      I hear ya.

       

      I'm too far from retirement, though. (I'm 28) My plan is lotto winnings! haha

    2. JC GoF

      JC GoF

      Well with the price of gas I don't know about driven very far and hve you ever spent any real time in one of those it get very small after a month or so sell everything and move into the woods.

    3. sgmgsg9

      sgmgsg9

      Prepper's unite! 8)I've felt the same way for 40 sum odd years now.

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  13. You ever sit down to drop a deuce, only to realize, mid-deuce, that you have little or no toilet paper, no tissues on top of the tank, and no one else is home to yell to? It sucks.

    1. Juggernaut

      Juggernaut

      that's why the shower is there!

    2. jw_shultz

      jw_shultz

      Reminds me of a tune: Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. No paper. No paper on the roll. So you must prove you're a man & wipe with your hand..

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Lol, good stuff guys. I had to "shimmy" my way into the hallway to get more TP. Luckily I didn't make a mess. Bwaaahahahah.

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  14. You know when you become single again after a long time, you start to think back at all the vagina you passed up because you were in a committed relationship? I used to work with an older woman. Hot as hell. Definition of a "cougar". Found out she basically wanted to screw my brains out, but didn't do anything about it because I had a girl. Ah, shit! lol

    1. ChileRelleno

      ChileRelleno

      I had several such chances when I was a long haul trucker, and still actively skydiving at every dropzone I could get my truck onto. Had several DZs that were regulars, and several chicks who wanted to see if I would cheat on my wife... I never did and better off for it.

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Yeah, no doubt guys. I am a loyal mother fucker indeed. There was plenty of other pussy I turned down too. It's just that the whole cougar thing is on my bucket list! lol

       

    3. VaiFanatic90

      VaiFanatic90

      As certified cougar bait, you gotta give it a try ;)

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