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  1. "I'm going to plow your wife's vagina driveway with my shovel-cock!". -Me

    1. sgmgsg9
    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Not at all, bro! Like I said, I can take a good joke. No offense taken at all.

       

      I love talking shit, and I'm a firm believer that if you like to talk shit, you need to be able to take it as well.

    3. sgmgsg9
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  2. Happy to be heading home tomorrow morning. I can feel the freedom leaving my body, every day I spend in NY! lmao

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Loved that Twilight episode! lol

       

      The engine overheated on takeoff and they had to slam the brakes on before we ran out of runway! Good times! lmao

    2. YOT

      YOT

      Almost as good as the de-icers failing. Yikes!

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Had that happen to an ex of mine who was trying to fly out of Binghamton a couple years ago. She freaked out when they put them back on the same plane, and I had to take her to fly out of Syracuse, lol. Funny thing is, the 4 digit flight # of the plane she refused to get back on, came up in one of the lotto drawings that night! No joke.

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  3. Gobbling up all the food I missed in NY, for the past few days! Great seeing the fam and friends, but I can't wait to get back home.

  4. Pulled an all-nighter, and now we're flying out at 9ish to NY. I'll catch up on my sleep on the plane! Hope everyone has a happy and safe 4th!

    1. gregomega

      gregomega

      You too shooter. Have a safe flight bro.

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Thanks, bro! Hope you had a good one.

  5. One more day, and then off to NY to surprise our fam and friends. Still thinking of creative ways to surprise people. I'm screwed in the head, so most of my "Surprise!!" ideas involve scaring the shit out of people. lol

  6. Oh what a night at work. Here's a tip for the entire human race: If you don't want to be treated like an asshole......don't act like one. Sounds pretty simple, but apparently people can't wrap their head around such a concept.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Lol, fellas. It amazes me how people will give you shit for no reason, and then look at you like you have 10 heads when you feed it right back to them. Act like a civil person, and 9 times out of 10, you'll get treated like one. I also love hearing "I'm sick of this fuckin food!". OK then....don't come to jail and then you can eat whatever the fuck you want! lmao

    2. Cobra 76 two

      Cobra 76 two

      Ya kinda reminds me of a few Myrtle beach police officers I have had the "pleasure" of meeting down there....

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      I live RIGHT next to an MBPD cop. He's a prick with horrible people skills, which is a bad trait for a cop to have. The few other MBPD cops I've met are cool, though.

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  7. I'm too cheap to pay retail gunstore prices (especially around here)....but I'll be damned if I sometimes don't get the urge. Went to Bass Pro, just so I could handle a G30 to see if I like the size, before ordering online. I was fairly close to saying "Fuck it, I'll take it!". lol

    1. paprotective

      paprotective

      FWIW, every time I sold my G30 (x3 so far).. I have later looked back and said why?? the last time got me $640 though in the Obama scare.. :) had to do it..

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      The price difference was significant. Bass Pro had it priced at $600 something + tax. My local FFL quoted me for $550 out the door and a dealer online sells them for $525 shipped (+ $20 for my FFL's transfer fee).

    3. paprotective

      paprotective

      $550 is right on target at the moment.. $600 is tooo steep.. IMHO.

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  8. God bless..........central air conditioning!

    1. gregomega

      gregomega

      wednesday its going to be 120. Glad its finally warming up a bit.

    2. YARP

      YARP

      HELL YES! My wife bitched till I told her for $20.00 extra we could be comfortable and help global cooling!

    3. kdbutler

      kdbutler

      Damn straight. 104 here yesterday. 91 degrees today seems cool by comparison.

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  9. Booked a guy at work last night who said he worked for the ATF, NASA and the Whitehouse. He was very coherent and almost convincing......and then the process search officer yelled over and held up the guy's "badge". It was a flattened soda can bent into the shape of a police badge! Bwaahahahaha. I love crazy people.

    1. psl sniper

      psl sniper

      yeah as booking officer you just procees property and take care of the crazies while they D.T. I HATED! booking. old drunk ladies walking the cells naked, screaming that demons are after them. we dropped the county contract so now i dont deal with people straight off the street.

    2. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      Schizophrenics are great...

       

      Be careful though, many times you'll realize they're smarter than you.

      Be careful when they have that "dear in the headlights" look.

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Had a guy kinda like that once. He had a spaced out look, and seemed way to calm as he was being searched, before being uncuffed. Everyone was watching him close, because he seemed like he was going to swing on someone when he got uncuffed. He didn't end up swinging, but he did give us a hard time.

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  10. You ever sit down to drop a deuce, only to realize, mid-deuce, that you have little or no toilet paper, no tissues on top of the tank, and no one else is home to yell to? It sucks.

    1. Juggernaut

      Juggernaut

      that's why the shower is there!

    2. jw_shultz

      jw_shultz

      Reminds me of a tune: Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. No paper. No paper on the roll. So you must prove you're a man & wipe with your hand..

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Lol, good stuff guys. I had to "shimmy" my way into the hallway to get more TP. Luckily I didn't make a mess. Bwaaahahahah.

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  11. Selling one of my S12's to a co-worker tomorrow. Then might be selling off my unfinished other S12. Am I crazy? I just don't seem to be much into shotgunning lately. Been shooting mostly AK's and handguns. Hmmmmm........

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      The tang has been cut to accommodate an Ace adapter. That's the only thing that's "unfinished". You just need to slap an adapter in it. It's already converted, FCG-wise.

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Well, it won't come with a pistol grip, but it's got a Tromix DIY mounted, ready to accept a grip.

    3. jmzzl

      jmzzl

      I'll offer $50 shipped :D

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  12. Should be flying back up to NY on July 4th. Can't wait to see the fam and stuff my face with chicken spiedie subs (you upstate NY'ers know what I'm talking about!).

  13. Found out last night that I have to go into work tomorrow for a mandatory class. The thing that sucks is, it was my day off.......and my birthday! Ah well. Should be out by noon.

  14. Cheers to the veterans; past, present, future and the fallen.

  15. Bike-week #2 is in full swing. Lots of nice bikes rolling around. Been seeing TONS of girls riding fullsize sportbikes. So hot. Saw a hot little Puerto Rican looking chick rocking a GSXR1000. How hot is that?

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      .....and I'm talking about girls riding their own bikes. Not strapped to their man's back. Girls riding their own bikes is sexy as hell, IMO.

    2. gregomega

      gregomega

      Now those biker chicks I like!

  16. Interesting weekend at work. Some guy pulled up his suicide suit to show off his tiny pecker. I guess I could understand it if you were hung like a donkey.......but do you really want to be showing off a stub? LMAO.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Yeah bro, I haven't even been there long, and have already seen some crazy sonsabitches. Another sad thing is how many repeat customers I've seen in the short time I've been there. It's almost like people like coming to jail. Now THAT'S crazy.

    2. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      Actually, the frequent fliers do sometimes.

       

      When people are hitting rock bottom & homeless (or to be PC, underhoused) they end up stealing & being general douchebags, and a night in jail or a week in psych for "rehab" gives them a place to sleep & meals. They seek structure so that's fulfilled also.

       

      Weak & scared people are easily & quickly institutionalized.

    3. cooger

      cooger

      I know a guy who would ask to be arrested. When they told him they couldn't because he hadn't done anything wrong he would go up the street, throw a rock through a window, then call the cops and wait til they got there.

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  17. You ever just look up into the sky on a beautiful day and realize how minor some of your problems actually are? Sometimes you need those moments to bring you back to earth and to quit worrying about shit that is actually very petty.

    1. paprotective

      paprotective

      out back we have a VERY large park and on a good day.. a walk and a brief moment to suck it all in, is all I need.. so yup I agree..

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      It's funny how it works, ain't it?

    3. NM0

      NM0

      The mountains do that for me. No matter what's going on in my life the mountains have been there and will be there a lot longer than me. I'm just a speck in time.

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  18. Thinking about a Glock 30. While I wouldn't personally feel undergunned with my G19 or G23 as a carry piece......10+1 rounds of .45 sure does sound nice to have on your hip, eh?

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      My FFL couldn't find me one in my price range (but he did find me crazy cheap G22's). The search continues!

    2. termite

      termite

      10 rnd mags are not the limit, I carry a 26 rnd in mine

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Never said they were the limit. Ideally, I'd like to carry it with a 10 round mag in it, and a 13 round G21 mag in a multi-tool pouch on my belt.

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  19. Piss near my car, I spit on your windshield. Fair enough? Stupid motherfuckers are about to make me resort to my younger days......

    1. paprotective

      paprotective

      patience.. any response will be traced back to you.. I'm passive agressive by nature.. :)

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      I've let it go and haven't seen the douche since. I can't be getting into any stupid shit anyway, with my new job. But for a second there, I honestly felt like I was going to revert straight back to my younger days when I physically reacted quicker than I thought about things, lol.

    3. lbsrdi

      lbsrdi

      That lil jon comment was hilarious

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  20. Where the hell has Twinsen been?? Last login was something like 10/2010.

    1. Superhawk138

      Superhawk138

      "I have no idea what I'm doing. Where the fuck am I, and where the fuck is the L4D demo, damnit?"

       

       

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Hahahahahahah! That's my profile thing, isn't it? I remember signing up for it when they were giving out a free demo. But apparently I missed the cut-off, because I didn't see where to DL it for free, lol.

    3. Superhawk138
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  21. Finally got some trigger time today! First time in way too long. Put about 500 rounds through the G19 and about 75 through the G23. Good times. Some guy was shooting some sort of bolt-action 7.62x54R (I think). That thing was thumpin my chest from about 5 bays away, lol.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Sadly, I didn't get to shoot my semi-new S12. <sadface>

    2. gregomega

      gregomega

      Glad you got some range time. Maybe next time you be able to shoot your S12. Its a hoot!

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      I have plenty of S12 trigger time. Just none on my "new" one. That's the one that I had Pauly do a Glass Bolt service on, and I can't wait to try it out. It's driving me crazy!! lol

       

      Gotta get it all back together soon.

  22. Found out my new schedule for work. Max days in a row I'll work is 4, every other weekend off, and I work only 14 days a month! Now let's see how I deal with 12-hour shifts, lol.

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Woops, typo in my first post. Max days in a row I'll work is 3!

       

      Pony: I work for the county Sheriff down here.

    2. pony_express1973

      pony_express1973

      nope you have A much much better job than me.....at least excitement wise... and you get to carry a gun...... Damn you....lol

    3. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      No work gun for me. I work at the jail. No weapons in the "secured" area where I work. I do get to see some exciting stuff, though, lol.

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  23. wants a Springfield EMP 9mm. So sexy.......but so expensive. I'm spoiled by Glock's (comparatively) cheap price tag.

    1. geepelton

      geepelton

      buy one to celebrate your new job. :)

       

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      I think a Draco is going to be my celebration gift to myself, lol.

  24. really wish I could go shooting today. So nice out.

    1. Superhawk138

      Superhawk138

      I'm going shooting at Bmxer2520's this afternoon.

    2. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Lucky SOB. Is BMXer a gun guy, too? I always thought he sounded like he's 12 when we play PS3, lol.

    3. Superhawk138

      Superhawk138

      He is only 15 but living out in the country he has a Rem 870 and a few .22 rifles.

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