SergeK 15 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 "Japanese scientist Mitsyuki Ikeda at the Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama has invented an artificial meat substitute made from human feces. The unseemly meal is made by extracting protein and lipids from 'sewage mud.' (SHIT) The lipids are then combined with a reaction enhancer and whipped into 'meat' in an exploder. Ikeda makes the 'meat' more palatable by adding things like soy protein." Man, Ill be fucked if that fake meet doesn't look EXACTLY like Arby's.... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 and the questions begin....what is the real problem with the world when it comes down to eating our own shit? Ill be damned if I ever give that a thought. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Now all he needs is two american women, and a germen doctor! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echoside190 127 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 It screams troll science to me.. I wonder if someone takes a shit and processes it into a meal, then once they digest that and take the next shit and process that, would it still make a meat substitute with a nutritional content since the bacteria found in the fecal matter make up most of it's protein? If so, I think these crafty scientists just cured world hunger.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 @ 1:34 the label on the fridge read: SHIT BURGER! I'll be damnned. Crazy Japanese. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jw_shultz 83 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 They have nuclear reactors blowing up all over the place over there & this guy's life work is reinventing the turd? Priorities man! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blowstuffup 1 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 (edited) Although pretty gross that's nothing compared to: Edited June 17, 2011 by blowstuffup 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulyski 2,227 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Well, Astronauts already drink recycled piss on the space station don't they? Strangely enough, I believe the story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 (edited) While interesting, and GROSS, I doubt this clown's "discovery" will go anywhere, exept maybe among fetishists. After I watched the video, I understood. Japan, like most of Asia, consumes a LOT of soy. It looks like they have found a way to make soy more palatable. Mix it with shit. I can see Shitburger joints opening up all over Japan. Edited June 17, 2011 by patriot 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paintwagon 18 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Our kids might be eating them for the next century while we try to pay of the Chinese without them and the Russians demanding Alaska and Hawaii...just sayin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fallschirmjager667 729 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 the same people that decided to put nuclear reactors right next to the ocean are going to try to get people to eat their own shit.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Soylent Brown is feces! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 My guess is Japan is already irradiating itself out of existence. What makes you think they're not willing to feed their people their own shit? They have an unshielded nuclear reaction going on. Before that they were pumping seawater THROUGH their primary cooling lines and back into coastal waters. 3 eyed fish anyone? They should have copied a better reactor design. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doug Hartley 526 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Kind of reminds me of this NASA test. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Kind of reminds me of this NASA test. I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jw_shultz 83 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 the same people that decided to put nuclear reactors right next to the ocean are going to try to get people to eat their own shit.... They're afraid to flush their toilets now. Too much radiation in the water. If they were going to build a nuke plant on the beach they should have made it where they can pull a couple of pins & the whole shebang can just slide off into the water. Problem solved! Reactors? What reactors? Me no see any reactors! You likey turd sammich Joe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Another fine product from Uranus..... http://youtu.be/008BPUdQ1XA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bean.223 365 Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Mr. Mitsyuki needs to make the "shit" 1/8TH the cost of regular Beef on today's Market to even be considered competitive. Other than that, the sky had better be falling before most people consider buying this stuff at average market value..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Bean.223 365 Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 (edited) Then again, this is what McNuggets/McChickens look like before they are turned into to those ever familiar patty shapes… so I imagine we are already eating poop burgers and don’t even realize it… yum… Thats actually not McDonalds Mcnuggies, that more the Grocery store banquet chick nuggets. Edited June 18, 2011 by Bean.223 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 (edited) McNuggets: 1. Drop entire chicken into grinder. 2. Extrude into "nugget" shape. 3. Cover in seasoning. 4. Cook. 5. Serve to unsuspecting patrons. Chicken shit, bone and meat puree'. YUM! I'll bet McDonalds is already connecting their toilets to the grill as we speak! Edited June 18, 2011 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Fumes 84 Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 While interesting, and GROSS, I doubt this clown's "discovery" will go anywhere, exept maybe among fetishists. After I watched the video, I understood. Japan, like most of Asia, consumes a LOT of soy. It looks like they have found a way to make soy more palatable. Mix it with shit. :lolol: Now that's funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
454496 71 Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 I always thought the original inventors were two girls one cup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Huffington Post has more on this tasty treat..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 What they REALLY should be working on, instead, is a way to turn human shit into LIVESTOCK feed... either for cattle, chickens, pigs, fish, etc... so that we can CHEAPLY RAISE *REAL FOOD* with our waste products... and it wont have the same YUCK factor that human shit burgers would have. They do not have to FLAVOR it like MEAT if they are going to feed it to other critters... That seems the simplest solution if ya ask me... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulyski 2,227 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Indy, I don't want to eat shit, but I don't wanna eat shit that ate shit either. I think there's a reason that the good Lord put our asses on the opsite side & end of our bodies.... That being said, That picture of the McNugget meat reminds me of the color of Pussy... Just the other day I see a hottie in a Volvo & strangely enough I found my mouth watering at the thought of diving into that. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Theres not a damn thing wrong with ya getting mouth watering over the thoughts of getting some tasty pink under your tongue... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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