elvis christ 451 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 I think she's supposed to be Wendy, but i've seen the actual wendy and she ain't much to look at. But anyway, that chick in the commercial is sexy as hell, way more than the chick Carrie on myth busters. I'd beat the brakes off it. Anyone else? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 regardless of how hot they are, i still tell them theres a porkchop under the pillow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
termite 463 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Elvis, Me and my cousin was sitting on my grandfathers poarch one day rolling "cigerettes" and talking about these two sisters that we where dating and how they where like screwing a dead fish. PawPaw walked out the front door and sat down with us, to show us how to roll a real cig. NO, he didn't know what we was rolling, atleast we never figured out that he did, and he never told off on us, so he may not have known, and this was almost 40 years ago. SO, he sat down and rolled some of the best "cigs" we'd ever seen, and then started to tell us about "girls". As far as we knew, he was hard of hearing, but didn't wear hearing aids, if they had them back then. But PawPaw started to educate us as to getting screwed really good, but we was all ears. he told us to leave them two ole bitches alone and find us two of the ugliest girls we could find, ask them out, take them to dinner and see what happens. The next Friday night, we both had dates, it was a 2 bagger date, but on Saturday, when we came "walking" out of the bedroom at my cousins house, for breakfast, our granddaddy was sitting at the kitchen table with my aunt, and he had the biggest shit eating grin on his face that my aunt had ever seen. She asked him what was so funny, and PawPaw just shook his head, laughed, and walked 4 houses up the road to his house. We BOTH where walking bow legged as hell, and my aunt knew that he had told us something, so she wanted to know what "ADVICE" he had given us. It was "that if you are with a woman that knows she's good looking, she looks at it as if she's doing you a favor by letting you bed her, and she'll just lay there, on the other hand, the two that we took out that night, he said thought that we where doing them a favor, and they returned the favor, OH DAMN did they. So, just because it's not very "appealing" to the eye, you might to "peel" it before you turn it down. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 LOL... In Jr. High I was known for fucking anything that would hold still... Chunky girls? Did'em. Ugly girls? Them too. The proverbial 'Crack of Dawn' wasn't safe. Had some friends give me grief for screwing this fat chick, I looked at'em laughing and said, "At least my dick is getting wet!" I never heard another word. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) i fuck girls of all sizes. im an ungroomed lover! Edited April 21, 2012 by Captain Hero Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 I think she's supposed to be Wendy, but i've seen the actual wendy and she ain't much to look at. But anyway, that chick in the commercial is sexy as hell, way more than the chick Carrie on myth busters. I'd beat the brakes off it. Anyone else? It ain't Wendy. And yeah, this one IS kinda hot... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missile Shooter 41 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Here's her website for those interested http://morgansmithonline.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 I'm all about some "cute in the face, thick in the waist" but she's not that cute. Maybe the members that like them "thick" can post pics of ones they think are hot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 i dont know about you guys, but when i was younger, i found myself oddly watching denise austin work out episodes for one reason. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Im just going to say it.........this is SEXY!...... but then that might be my "black" side talking lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 c'mon man. she aint sexy till she shows more skin! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Yeah but cant show too much on a forum right...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rnemhrd 165 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) Im just going to say it.........this is SEXY!...... but then that might be my "black" side talking lol When they are bigger than her head it's worth playing with them. Edited April 21, 2012 by rnemhrd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smartbomb 133 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Im just going to say it.........this is SEXY!...... but then that might be my "black" side talking lol with ya!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 i have two words. Rhonda Shear! or as some may remember a long time ago she did the "Up all night" on the usa network. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Who's with me on this one? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Who's with me on this one? id hit it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JRWperformance 17 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 See Avatar. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun12 205 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 What is she saying? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JRWperformance 17 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 See signature. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bvamp 604 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 id like to participate in the convo, because i lived with a redhead named wendy, but i dont watch TV, so i have no clue what you are talking about. the wendy i dated, i would rather slap than tap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shades_of_grey 1,092 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 That first pic is fucking disgusting, stretch marks and cottage cheese all over the damn place. The second one.. I'm not sure of, just yet. I'd have to take them jeans off and reassess the playing field... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Don't you mean re-ASS-sess lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayofruin 425 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 I like em' thick. Not sloppy fat but curvy. I've never cared for chest size as I'm more of an ass man. That ass in the second pic is crazy!!! Love it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 What is she saying? "Hi, I'm Olivia Wilde, and welcome to the GQ comedy issue eussi ydemoc QG eht ot emoclew dna." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JRWperformance 17 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 ^ what language is that? Is that smash-keyboardish? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 All you Niggaz need is a couple of 40's to make that fat ass look good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 ^ what language is that? Is that smash-keyboardish? The first part is English. The incomprehensible part is where they played the end of the first part backwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 I got two names for ya Angie Everheart, and Ivy Rider. For the Record Kari Byron is way hotter than the wendy's chick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 HOT!!!......can you guys tell I'm an ass man lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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