XD45 7,124 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8805022.display/ A STARTLED man has told how he found a bullet lying in a York city-centre street. Tim Stark said he was unloading items into the MOR Music store where he works in Fossgate yesterday morning when he spotted what he believed to be a live .22 bullet gleaming in a puddle. He said he immediately called police, who came and took it away. “I have no idea what it was doing there,” he said. A North Yorkshire Police spokesman said the bullet had been put into safe storage, and CID had confirmed it was not thought to be connected with any incident currently under investigation. He asked anyone with any information about the bullet and how it came to be in Fossgate to phone the force on 0845 60 60 47. I laughed pretty hard at this but it's not really funny. How many urban sheep here in America would call the police over a single cartridge found in the street? At least it doesn't make the nightly news here. Yet. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 A photo of our hero shortly after this life altering ordeal. Thinking swiftly, the police officer borrowed a tampon from the poor shaken bloke so it could be safely transported to a secure munitions storage area. Thank heavens! 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forsaken352 235 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Fine. I lost it. Send it to me, I'll take whatever I can get. Strange thing is, I've never been to NYC, though. Fuckin' sheep... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) I'm glad that it did not find a gun to jump into!. I'm flabbergasted by stupid. Edited October 20, 2015 by Sim_Player 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) Fine. I lost it. Send it to me, I'll take whatever I can get. Strange thing is, I've never been to NYC, though. Fuckin' sheep... UK (England) I guess, if he didn't have a license to possess ammunition, he would be breaking the law by removing it. A sad state of any country. In America, we pick it up and walk away. Edited October 20, 2015 by Sim_Player Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatonic 159 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Thats not a bullit. This is a Bullit! Stupid Jerry. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Fine. I lost it. Send it to me, I'll take whatever I can get. Strange thing is, I've never been to NYC, though. Fuckin' sheep... "York", not New York. There are bullets all over New York. It's a way of life and most gangstas are rarely shocked 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forsaken352 235 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Fine. I lost it. Send it to me, I'll take whatever I can get. Strange thing is, I've never been to NYC, though. Fuckin' sheep... "York", not New York. There are bullets all over New York. It's a way of life and most gangstas are rarely shocked Oh, missed that part. It was getting late. Still sheep, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I don't know if I should laugh, or cry at this story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I saw one of these laying in the gutter the other day, it has sharp teeth on it. I better call it in..... . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I bet Mr Stark will be in therapy for years. I wonder how they got the "bullet" out of the puddle without anybody getting killed... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I found a bb in the laundry room the other day. I guess I should have called it in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Pussy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I saw one of these laying in the gutter the other day, it has sharp teeth on it. I better call it in..... . That thing is dangerous....it could make you FAT!! back away slowly 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 What has happened? Two hundred years ago the British were the most bad ass folks on the planet. I wonder if we are looking at Americans a short time from now? "Oh dear, oh my frown, a horrible BULLET on the ground. Quickly call 911, good guys with guns will certainly come. They will always save the day. I feel so safe and cozzy today". Bad poetry done. Also rant completed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vance665 225 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Im confused, are bullets illegal contraband in NYC? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forsaken352 235 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) Im confused, are bullets illegal contraband in NYC? Read above. Not "New York", but "York, England". Made that mistake, too. Probably will be considered contraband soon the way that state is heading. Edited October 21, 2015 by forsaken352 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vance665 225 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Ohhhhh thanks. England, LOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garnaz 215 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 I bet Mr Stark will be in therapy for years. I wonder how they got the "bullet" out of the puddle without anybody getting killed... English dive team. With RAF flying support. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spacehog 2,218 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) Reminds me of a story about five years ago when I had an equipment engineer from NJ working on an install with me in Bessemer Alabama (Not exactly the best area of town). We were walking through the parking lot to the Bright Star restaurant, when I looked down and found a live 9mm HP round on the pavement. I showed it to the engineer and he said, and I quote, "Ahh man....that's one of those cop killer bullets!" All I could muster in response was, "Bob....You're an idiot." Edited October 21, 2015 by Spacehog 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 After the US send England weapons under the lend lease program during WWII, the dumbass Brits DESTROYED them, leading to the PUSSIES they've become today. http://militaryhistory.about.com/od/industrialmobilization/p/lend-lease-act.htm Had the US not bailed the world out in WWII, the end would have been much different. ...but I could probably buy a good bratwurst on a street corner in the US! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 England was once THE super power They gave up their strong leaders, morals and values, lost their colonies, and lost the world reserve currency. Now its just a communist disarmed welfare state, no power no balls no spine 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 England was once THE super power They gave up their strong leaders, morals and values, lost their colonies, and lost the world reserve currency. Now its just a communist disarmed welfare state, no power no balls no spine and no real good outlook. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Great Brittan is now Mediocre Brittan! Rule Brittania? Not so mutch anymore! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Great Brittan is now Mediocre Brittan! Rule Brittania? Not so mutch anymore! See what happens when liberals are in charge? Canada just turned that way....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neinLG 7 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 He looks like he just saved the world. Define weenie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 They USED have guts! https://youtu.be/ikssfUhAlgg well...at least in the movies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 http://conservativepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/188.jpg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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