sunnybean 939 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 The Mrs. and I were driving down the road, getting bored. We started playing the porn name game. You know, the one where you take your middle name and the street you grew up on to form an adult film star alias. Well, I thought I was doing well with, Guy Federal. I mean, that's manly...right? Then she counters with, Ann Hollow Trail. I about pissed my pants and wrecked the truck. "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there." So, what's yours? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) LOL ok so do you use your middle name or street name first. Or does it matter? lol well regardless Ill post anyway cuz im sititng here laughing Leslie Live Oak Or Live Oak leslie Both rather ammusing haha Edited January 15, 2010 by chevyman097 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Mine sucks, Troy Taxville. Here in central Pa we have a group of towns near Lancaster named (and this is no joke) Lititz, Blue Balls, Bird in Hand, Intercourse. Sounds like that explorer had a good time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GerryV 14 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Studly Hungwell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigsal 757 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 There is a reason they call me Big Sal..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
corbin 621 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on, but either way...... I guess I'm Vince McKinley Besides, that sounds better than Fluffy McKinley Edited January 15, 2010 by Corbin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sunnybean 939 Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on, but either way...... I guess I'm Vince McKinley Besides, that sounds better than Fluffy McKinley Corbin, You're right. There are different ways to play. I Googled it and this is what if found.... What's your porn star name? There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you. Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name. Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with. Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Star Arms 2,047 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I'm not saying....lol!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I'm not saying....lol!!! You cant play that way! you fail! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 How about just something clever like Seymour Action or Oliver Klosoff ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sunnybean 939 Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 How about just something clever like Seymour Action or Oliver Klosoff ??? or Clint Taurus? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
schultze13 354 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I could go with James Jamison or Bear Jamison being I 6' 260lb. and have hair every where it shouldn't be I'll go with the later. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sunnybean 939 Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I could go with James Jamison or Bear Jamison being I 6' 260lb. and have hair every where it shouldn't be I'll go with the later. LOL Jenna's man, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Motopilot1 37 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 mines bad dozer ray Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Star Arms 2,047 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) Alright dammit! I'm not giving up my real porn name (for professional reasons...LMAO!), but I'll damn sure make one up. How's "Clit Eastwood" work? I'll make your day baby!!! WS Edited January 15, 2010 by WaffenSchmied Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donkismash 81 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on, but either way...... I guess I'm Vince McKinley Besides, that sounds better than Fluffy McKinley Corbin, You're right. There are different ways to play. I Googled it and this is what if found.... What's your porn star name? There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you. Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name. Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with. Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on 1.Wayne Brownie...fail 2.Wayne Rose...fail 3.Brownie Rose...?fetish? Edited January 15, 2010 by Donkismash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Mike Auxbig or Piss Pisstofferson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Dick Hertz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donkismash 81 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Huge Jackman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Fake ones huh. How 'bout: 1. Lance Longfellow-I was gonna use that one when I was in a band! 2. Divine Rod. 3. And for the ladies...Anna Lee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Star Arms 2,047 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 The Mrs. and I were driving down the road, getting bored. We started playing the porn name game. You know, the one where you take your middle name and the street you grew up on to form an adult film star alias. Well, I thought I was doing well with, Guy Federal. I mean, that's manly...right? Then she counters with, Ann Hollow Trail. I about pissed my pants and wrecked the truck. "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there." So, what's yours? My brother in law was a high school coach. One of his students had a built in porn name... Anita Dick. WS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I was always known as simply... "Indy The HUGE" ... or sometimes after they could breathe properly again, they just told me I was a monster... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I use to rock "Mebalza Ritchey" as my member title. A lot of people couldn't figure it out, and I used to get quite a few PMs about, asking what the hell it meant. Another one of those names people have a hard time figuring out, is "Herbie Verstank". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregM1 241 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 1. Randall Tram 2. Randall Baron 3. Baron Tram Guess I was just born for porno. haha. In this neighborhood I deliver in, there are streets such as Lover's Wood, Goldenstream, Tim Allen, and Knight Rider. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Ok, mine would be David Ashland. Not bad, but if I had a choice I'd go with Hugh G. Rection. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AZ Gun Nut 8 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 If I knew I was going to grow up to be a porn star, I never would have named my first dog "Frosty". Frosty Poplar? In the immortal words of Al Borlund, "I don't think so, Tim." My wife like me as "The Pool Guy". I kind of like Rod Rammer. BTW, I am sure glad this is not a photo forum. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RalphXL 9 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Lee James. I think it could work. Middle name, street. RalphXL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
voonman 133 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Big Cock James Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Let's not forget the classics.. Haywood Jablowme and Craven Moorehead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Whew, i'm glad no one in here has taken mine.... Howie Feltersnatch. Feltersnatch is my middle name, i grew up on Howie Blvd. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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