patriot 7,197 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) Post your favorite movie quotes: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. Edited November 9, 2013 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sccritterkiller 473 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 I'm your Huckleberry. Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? I could probably add a few more...Haven't watched it in a couple weeks... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dashowdy 141 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) "dyin aint much of a livin boy" -THE Outlaw Josey Wales Edited November 9, 2013 by dashowdy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haugpatr 972 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) Heineken!?! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! - Frank Booth(Dennis Hopper) Blue Velvet Edited November 9, 2013 by HOG76 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 If they hadn't done, what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive" "Reasons? Who needs reasons when you've got heroin" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) "Well, are ya gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" "Did I fire six shots or only five?" "Why don't you lay there awhile and bleed awhile before you taste some real pain." Edited November 9, 2013 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 "You going bark all day little doggie or are you going. To bite" "Like a virgin is all about a girl that like a big dick, then this john Holmes motherfucker comes along and she feels the pain....the pain she hadn't Felt since the first time, hence "like a virgin" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
avnate 335 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Doubt they'll make a movie with these but was in a good book. For those that remember books when growing up. “To treat everyone equally is offensive, because it fails to recognize anyone as an individual.” “If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” “Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.” ― Jarod Kintz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 He who laughs last doesn't catch on very quickly. Soupy Sales Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum4u 125 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 "Nice shoes, let's fuck" "if you can't fuck friends and family who can you fuck?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitudebetter than the animating contest of freedom,go home from us in peace.We ask not your counsels or your arms.Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you.May your chains set lightly upon you,and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wasrNwarpaint 184 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 I'm your Huckleberry, I like that one too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) I will hit you so hard that you will smell out out of your ear and listen through your nose.That being said I will take my hat off to make it fair. Edited November 11, 2013 by jerry52 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) Gettin crowded in my sky. Pretty soon won't be room for naughty folk like us to slip about at all. You don't know me, so I'm going to say this once. If I ever shoot you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed. No, they won't see this coming... -Malcom Reynolds- Yeah, well what you plan and what actually happens ain't ever exactly been similar! -Jayne Cobb- Edited November 9, 2013 by Ronin38 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" Priceless! ...and of course all the R. Lee Ermey quotes from FMJ. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) "There's many a slip twixt the cup and a lip" Edited November 9, 2013 by Mullet Man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 "Be nice..... Until it's time to not be nice." - Dalton Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XdamagedX 248 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 You can fall many times in life, but you're never a failure as long as you try to get up. Evel Knievil 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spacehog 2,218 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Look strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords in no basis for a system of government....and If I went around claiming to be an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. Dennis....Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spacehog 2,218 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop. You all look like a bunch of retards trying to screw a doorknob. Do I have to drink my own urine? No...but it's sterile and I like the taste. Rip Torn AKA Patches- Dodgeball Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 "Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, who would not let... Listen you fuckers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the cons, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up." ~Travis Bickel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sccritterkiller 473 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Jules Edited November 9, 2013 by sccritterkiller 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
read_the_wall 614 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 " Black, White, Brown, Yellow,,,,,They all look the same with their heads blown off" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Also from Roadhouse, "Well, nothing I'm not used to... But then it's amazing what you can get used to!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 "Well, are we going to fuck or do I owe you an apology?" Sam Lowrey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeAK 337 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcBgs2huRo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wasrNwarpaint 184 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 what ever trips your trigger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Salmonking 149 Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_Z3ky5lwE 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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