GREYLUPO 358 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) Ive been hearing tomarrow the world is going to end, even on the news. Of course nobody is taking it seriously but ya never know. I know some of you might already be prepared.. How could it happen? Maybe a military grade virus is accidently unleashed causing the zombie apocalypse. Or maybe the all mighty dollar falls flat on its face and China decides to kick us while we are down starting WW3. Perhaps a large rock from the depths of space sneaks through and tags us, or the polars will flip causing up to be down, left to be right and red to be blue or some shit like that. Maybe the internet becomes self aware and decides they all humans are spam, or the sun has an orgasam and flash frys us with a gaint sun flare. One thing is for sure, its happened before, and it could happen again. Edited May 20, 2011 by GREYLUPO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimdigriz 580 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Perhaps a large rock from the depths of space sneaks through and tags us This is my favored option. "Embrace the horror!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GREYLUPO 358 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Perhaps a large rock from the depths of space sneaks through and tags us This is my favored option. "Embrace the horror!" Ill take Z day or WW3, at least Ill have a chance to fight and die on my feet. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zaxon_182 44 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 CDC releases zombie survival guide, tomorrow is the apocalypse... I'm noticing a trend here.... \remove{tin foil hat} I'm going shooting tomorrow anyway. I could use some moving targets. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 My bags are packed. I have my Saiga-12 plenty of ammo and waiting by the door for Xenu to beam me up. So long suckers... Yakdung 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayofruin 425 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) The guy that's predicting this tried twice before and was wrong both times. Could the third time be a charm? Lol! I say be ready for the zombie horde!!! Whatever you deem zombies to be. Also: how many of his followers (if there are any) will be drinking kook-aid tomorrow?! Edited May 20, 2011 by dayofruin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 It's true. The Oprah show has ended. How can the world go on? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 It's true. The Oprah show has ended. How can the world go on? Bitch is history. Yakdung 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gregomega 929 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I thought it was supposed to be Dec 21st 2012? Plus the middle east isn't completely pissed off yet, so theres still time I think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GREYLUPO 358 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I thought it was supposed to be Dec 21st 2012? Plus the middle east isn't completely pissed off yet, so theres still time I think. They have been pissed off enough for some time now.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TIMTIMTIM 57 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 DAMMIT! I knew I should have waited to ship my bolt and carrier. Oh well have the trusty sks with a ton of ammo and numerous handguns handy. Bring it on zombies!!! R.I.P. macho man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gregomega 929 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I thought it was supposed to be Dec 21st 2012? Plus the middle east isn't completely pissed off yet, so theres still time I think. They have been pissed off enough for some time now.. I mean full scale war. Which isnt the current situation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echoside190 127 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 :angel: 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) I thought it was supposed to be Dec 21st 2012? Plus the middle east isn't completely pissed off yet, so theres still time I think. No, That is when all of the Mayans will die, so if you aren't Mayan, don't sweat it. Oh wait, They were all killed off a few hundred years ago...Oh well. Oh and as for the thread title... Who is Tom Arrow anyway? Edited May 20, 2011 by RobRez 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rockina 60 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I think I'll hold off on paying any bill's until Monday...just to be on the safe side. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BeefEater 27 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Tomorrow I will spend the morning releasing helium-filled blow up dolls a couple blocks away from a local church. This is going to be fucking hilarious. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Tomorrow I will spend the morning releasing helium-filled blow up dolls a couple blocks away from a local church. This is going to be fucking hilarious. Now. That. Is. Some. Funny. Shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FORKLIFT352 63 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Oh yes that's a killer idea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The_Vigilante 14 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Where is John Connor when you need him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 ...film at 11! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Oprah got ass! . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
D.C.MORRISON 494 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Maybe we should bring back an old biblical tradition. when a man claiming to be a prophet made predictions that did'nt come about....... they stoned him to death. problem solved . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GREYLUPO 358 Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Maybe we should bring back an old biblical tradition. when a man claiming to be a prophet made predictions that did'nt come about....... they stoned him to death. problem solved . The less biblical traditions the better. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snoofer 138 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 i'm ordering pizza... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's true. The Oprah show has ended. How can the world go on? Bitch is history. Yakdung I think I know where they've been hiding the WMDs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulyski 2,227 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Matthew 24 1And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple. 2And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down. 3And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? 4And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 5For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 6And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 7For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 8All these are the beginning of sorrows. 9Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. 10And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. 11And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. 12And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. 13But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come. 15When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand) 16Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains: 17Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house: 18Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes. 19And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! 20But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day: 21For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. 22And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened. 23Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. 24For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. 25Behold, I have told you before. 26Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 27For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 28For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together. 29Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. 32Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: 33So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. 34Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. 35Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. 36But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 40Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 41Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 42Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. 43But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. 44Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. 45Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season? 46Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing. 47Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods. 48But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; 49And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken; 50The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of, 51And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bohound 281 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Matt 24:36. Can't argue with that. Thanks Pauly. Off to the sex toy shop, then the party supply store... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bean.223 365 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 well, 8am est....so far so good... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Hey all you people about to be Raptured: Can I have your stuff? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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