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  1. looking for a way to defend my new home with laser guided sharks

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    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      I figuted it was a given that they would have lasers

       

    3. nlacy

      nlacy

      Are they land sharks? If not, I'd go with guard Polar Bears. They can swim in the moat and go on land when needed.

    4. Mullet Man

      Mullet Man

      That might be the best suggestion yet, laser guided polar bears! Only problem is, how do they take to a warm climate? Maybe laser guided Siberian Tigers.

  2. i bought a gun from a shop in Florida on 1/17/13 and still have not received it. I'm concerned that ups may have jacked my package

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    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      Hollywood fl... A little place called public pawn

       

    3. Squishy

      Squishy

      The shipper should have a tracking number, especially for a firearm.

    4. Zombiehunter762

      Zombiehunter762

      This is happening alot lately. I hope you find out something and get it all resloved.

  3. i finally disabled my facebook account, all it took was one idiot to finally post something so profoundly stupid that i had to leave

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    2. VR762Shooter

      VR762Shooter

      Can we be enlightened as to what he said. I need a chuckle today

    3. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      @ vr6shooter

      The short version is I posted a clearly sarcastic picture about the sequester up and some dumbass took it as me supporting the speaker of the house some how??? After several messages explaining how dumb thier reply to my post was I had to leave.

      Its one of those stories where you had to be there

    4. Rottieman33

      Rottieman33

      try this its like facebook but no liberals. https://www.teapartycommunity.com/

  4. finally got to move into my new house a few days ago, and got the cable/internet hooked up... so much work left to do

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    2. Dad2142Dad
    3. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      thanks guys... i spent all day on the phone updating my address

    4. timy

      timy

      Hope you enjoy it for many years to come.

  5. Woohoo! my home loan closes this week, i will soon be the proud owner of my first home.

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    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      Will do guys thanks

       

    3. Squishy

      Squishy

      And..remove the phrase "Second Mortage" from your mind forever. It not an issue now but down the road...treat the equity you build in your house like gold and never, ever touch it. I have a reason for saying all this.

    4. Salt1219
  6. i only speak two languages, english and bad english.

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    2. thebuns1

      thebuns1

      lol i think so. or multi. oops.

    3. DrThunder88

      DrThunder88

      Still, speaking Irish is impressive. There probably aren't many Americans who know much of any Gaelic.

    4. thebuns1

      thebuns1

      that is true thunder, as im still learning. i dont speak it fluently yet, but hopefully i will by the end of the year.

  7. whats the singular term for sheeple?

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    2. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      Cannon fodder.

    3. ShadowFire

      ShadowFire

      Submissive pussy or preprogrammed human, Compliant castrated loser.

    4. timy
  8. i can't sleep, i keep waiting for the call to come sign papers on my house... its like the night before christmas

  9. oscar lives in a recycling bin now and the cookie monster has diabeties? wft is happening to my childhood?

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    2. Mullet Man

      Mullet Man

      Ru fuckn shittin me?

       

    3. nlacy

      nlacy

      Sesame street has always had a liberal bias. Burt and Ernie...like two straight guys would live together and sing about rubber duckys...

    4. swells08

      swells08

      Hey they have seperate beds...lol Also I wanna see MAria hookin for Mr. Slimey on the corner...lol

       

  10. so my gun showed up 10 days ago and my ffl didn't tell me

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    2. Squishy

      Squishy

      I get a tracking number from the shipper...I insist on it. And it's me calling the FFL rather than waiting for them to call me. Just how I do it.

    3. timy

      timy

      My FFL is so swamped maybe I should buy from Gander Mountain instead.

       

      Nah!!!!!

    4. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      Im a bit pissed at them for not telling me, it wasnt that long ago i stopped in to see if it arrived. They told me they would call when it did.

       

  11. If you see me coming better step aside A lot of men didn't a lot of men died One fist of iron the other of steel If the right one don't get you then the left one will

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    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      You load 16 tons and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

       

    3. timy

      timy

      That's why I load 32 tons a day. That way I can burn out twice as fast and get further into debt quicker.

    4. Salt1219
  12. anyone here make a AR style safety for an AK?

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    2. timy

      timy

      I don't make an AR type, but have done a few crossbolts that sit behind the trigger.

    3. garnaz
    4. Salt1219
  13. Dear Obama, cars cause drunk driving and that is bad. please ban them.

    1. ShadowFire

      ShadowFire

      Techinically because he's trying to promote the little bitty tin foil cars, that is his planned car version of a high cap mag ban.

    2. Zombiehunter762

      Zombiehunter762

      Please Ban cig's as they kill by causing cancer

    3. thebuns1

      thebuns1

      Lets not forget fast food and spoons.

  14. why can't i open any threads? keeps saying the links are bad

    1. thebuns1

      thebuns1

      Its aliens man. Its happening.

    2. Shandlanos

      Shandlanos

      Seems the status updates are all that works right now.

    3. Shandlanos
  15. sick and tired of Obama commercials

    1. thebuns1

      thebuns1

      get used to it bud. sadly, your gunna start seein more.

    2. DrThunder88

      DrThunder88

      The best solution I've found is to stop watching TV.

    3. Dad2142Dad

      Dad2142Dad

      Yeah man November cannot come soon enough

  16. my s12 works amazing now!

    1. timy

      timy

      Another satisfied customer. Gotta love it.

    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      yeah, where do i turn in my complaint that my gun works too well?

    3. timy

      timy

      Mine has worked fine from day one, unconverted and then converted. I've always wondered what the percentage of S12s were that ran well right off the bat. I dare not do a poll though.

  17. Gunfun and i made it through a anne rice novel today, nobel sport helped.

    1. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      with ball ammo and some #4

    2. timy

      timy

      Oh, that's better.

    3. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      lol, you should have known thats the only way i would make it through one

  18. i'm now my shops union steward

    1. Dad2142Dad

      Dad2142Dad

      Congrats, make sure you know the contract forward and back.

    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      Yes im working on that. My first day and i already have a guy whos owed back pay

       

    3. ShadowFire

      ShadowFire

      Way to go. Congrats man. :) Do'em proud.

    1. ChileRelleno

      ChileRelleno

      I just notice that the number of signatures needed to warrant a response has been increased from 25,000 to 100,000. I guess poor Barry and his gang were getting tired of answering petitions?

    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      Lets give them 100k then

       

  19. how do you fix stupid?

    1. termite

      termite

      you can't, just look at my ex & washington

    2. Agent Lemon

      Agent Lemon

      Hitting the head against a wall preforms very well. I would know, I do it all the time after I do something stupid.

       

  20. Im offering +100 internets to whoever kicks my gunsmith in the balls till i get my gun back. hes had it since October of last year and was only welding a top charge and a custom safety for me

    1. timy

      timy

      I'll assume you've talked to him and he has given "reasons"?

    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      Yes, im just venting. Actually the poor guy has welded the same part over and over. Its done being welded and off to paint.

  21. buying a home is stressful

    1. timy

      timy

      Hang in there. But yes, I know what you mean.

    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      hanging in, and thanks :)

  22. sorry for swamping the sight with my images, I'm planning to do a write up on my project.

    1. avnate

      avnate

      Got my attention, want to see what happens.

       

    2. Salt1219

      Salt1219

      Well you did contribute :) I love my bastard

  23. been gone for a while... working tons of overtime, but i'm still alive

    1. lbsrdi

      lbsrdi

      Welcome back

       

    2. ChileRelleno

      ChileRelleno

      I know where ya coming from.

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