Syndicate 812 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Ok this is the deal you have your pick of any 3 items. Your items are going to be the 3 that will most freak out the cashier. No lube or rubbers. I have two 1. Pregnancy test, coat hanger, trash bags 2. Lollipops, rope, NyQuil We will choose a winner later? Or make a mod do it *shrugs* 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csspecs 1,987 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Last fall right before Halloween I got a odd look for having A big bag of candy, rat poison, pack of razor blades. The cashier had that "I think I have to make a call" look. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WI_Dave 26 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 3 dead bodies You didn't say they had to be items sold at walmart lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
red308 54 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 bleach,tarp,duct tape Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Sudafed, drain cleaner, matches 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun12 205 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 BBQ Sauce, Salt and Pepper Set, Book on Human Anatomy. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
red308 54 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 binoculars, Vaseline, Kleenex 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salt1219 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Gerble food, paper towel roll, vegetable oil 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Haha, this is good. Would be a funny topic while drinking with others... 1. Hack saw, bleach, plastic bags. 2. beer, bullets, gas can. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Honey, chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Make sure to get a line with an attractive check-out girl. (I know... tough to do at a Wal-Mart.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Propane, road flares and duct tape. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) too bad about the no rubbers requirement, becasue tampons and jimmy hats would do it... Since that's out: Shotgun, rubber gloves and a ski mask Edited September 28, 2012 by mizombiekilla 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Superhawk138 202 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) duct tape, shovel, and lime fertilizer Edited September 28, 2012 by superhawk138 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salt1219 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Case of beer, case of beer, case of beer, pack of diapers When you get to the check out line look in your wallet then at your cart, frown for a secound and put back the diapers. Now your cart has only 3 items, all beer. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 to bad they don't sell does this rag smell like chroloform signs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Viagra, Dog Treats & De-Wormer. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun12 205 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Dora the Explorer DVD, Crisco, Cucumber. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Turbo Laxative, Cup, Plastic sheeting Butcher Knife, Duct Tape, Sleeping Pills Edited September 28, 2012 by BuffetDestroyer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XdamagedX 248 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 I actually bought: Latex gloves, vaseline, garbage bags and ammunition one night... I DID get weird looks from the cashier. It was supplies for work (tattooist) for the next day (excluding the ammo) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 I have done this Chicken livers, panty hose, fish hooks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Ski mask, duct tape, ammo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 I have gotten it while buying: Bullets, cat food and trash bags. I suppose I could have been hunting neighborhood strays, but that ain't me at all 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Vegetable oil, plastic sheeting, vodka. You could see she was dying to ask. Diapers, ex-lax, and condoms would make them think I was Gaddis. Edited September 28, 2012 by Dancing Bear 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Gas can, fertilizer, car battery. or perperation H, vagisil, and mouthwash. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 A few I've gotten "HUH!?!?!" looks out of. OB's, 12GA Buckshot, shovel baseball bat, watermelon, bar stool ammonium nitrate, diesel fuel can, extension cord Gloves, machete, trash bags chain saw, hockey mask, bleach Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun12 205 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Extension cord with a drop light, a Bucket, Skin lotion. +10 points to the people who get it. 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Extension cord with a drop light, a Bucket, Skin lotion. +10 points to the people who get it. "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) Corruptz0rz Wins! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4 Edited September 29, 2012 by ChileRelleno 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Last time I was in a walmart I seen a guy buying womens bra & panties, lipstick and a package of "Stiff Nights" erection pills. If the clerk didnt give him a fucked up look, I sure did. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonnyDingDongs 158 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 :lolol: Prepaid cell phone, handcuffs, and a metal chair? Car battery, largest leather belt they carry, and a bandana? Superman Halloween costume, nyquil, and green koolaid mix? 12ga slugs (the big box,) a big rug, and a GPS? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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