avnate 335 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Goldbond powder for my balls...seriously. Fuck fighting the zombie apocalypse or whatever with sticky nuts! Goldbond in the green bottle.... after a shower. Wait for it!!!!! Bam! Feels like peppermint patties. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mostholycerebus 415 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Ug, i need the whole deal. I really just want enough for a few weeks in case of a Katrina-like event. With a very young family, im kinda committed to the survival of civilization. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Warm Water for showers and Pizza Delivery to my front door. I think I will miss these immensely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernOne 203 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You guys are forgetting the Monkey Butt Cream. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Kenny 144 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Warm Water for showers and Pizza Delivery to my front door. I think I will miss these immensely. The first one is easy enough to arrange during the warmer months. Pizza delivery is a bit tougher. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
avnate 335 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 It's not delivery.... it's Digiorno. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
semper299 284 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 22lr. I load 5.56, 9, 40, and 45, so I am good there. Stocked up on 7.62. Just simply forgot about 22lr. Never imagined it would be hard to find at a decent price. I have a few thousand, but can you really have enough 22lr? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 I cant forget the tinfoil. I may have to make hats for the whole community. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 You know what you have if you have chili with no beans in it? Spaghetti sauce... As the resident do-whop dego..... You take that back, or i'm going to go ask cousin tony for his concrete forms.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cguiro 29 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Condoms Quote Link to post Share on other sites
termite 463 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Apple Pie, the drinkable kind, wanna talk about good tasting shine, that stuff is GOOD. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Apple Pie, the drinkable kind, wanna talk about good tasting shine, that stuff is GOOD. Never had that until a few months ago at the bar. Buddy and I were sitting there and somebody we knew sent over a couple of apple pie shots.... kind of rolled my eyes and said I didn't want any "candy tasting crap" but didn't want to be rude by refusing it. Downed the shot and couldn't believe it, "Hey man.... that tastes like apple fuckin' pie!". Pretty good stuff, I was surprised. The honey flavored Jack Daniels is pretty good too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeremiahisnaked 64 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Seeds for...whatever. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deadeye 325 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 lotion I hate dry jerkin it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunfun 3,931 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Well. I miscalculated. I should have bought a few more primers. Ironically, I was looking for a bargain price to buy in bulk. I think I will have about enough to ride out the panic run, but it will be close. I wanted to have a huge pile of ammo made up just for convenience and to beat rising prices over time. So much for that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LuPiN8oR 333 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Lets see... 308 ammo for the newly acquired s-308 (i know bad time to need ammo huh) beer and brewing stuff (malt hops etc i have a kit), toilet paper, id like to get some solar panels, an old fashioned well pump...and porn lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stansplace 414 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Chili, in the can, with beans... Oh you didnt just go there...... Chili MUST have beans. Otherwise it just goes on hot dogs. Duh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Obvious and cheap... SALT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
filthygovemploye 64 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Toilet Paper lolz, my dad made fun of my grandparents for that for years... they know how to kick it olllllld school! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
filthygovemploye 64 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 2nd the chocalate. and coke a cola ( not the hooker kind) worst of all, neither have a good shelf life. Im screwed naw, that shit lasts for awhile in a cool dark spot, conveniently, jsut like ammo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coronet 131 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 A portable water purifier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jrance@iacwds.com 716 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Well crap! I thought someone said Bible and someone responded with something about a better fiction book. I am reasonably certain it was this thread but I don't see it. On the off chance that both posters will see this I present - During a question and answer session at a recent speaking engagement, a university student asked me, "Why do you believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God?" Now this is a very interesting question, and probably one of the most important questions any Christian could ask themselves. What is so special, so unique about the Bible that Christians believe it is literally the inspired word of God? In answering this student's question, I encouraged him to consider the following facts about the Bible. First, the Bible is not just one single book. This is a more common misconception than many people realize, especially with people who do not come from a Judeo-Christian background. Rather than being a single book, the Bible is actually a collection of 66 books, which is called the canon of scriptures. These 66 books contain a variety of genres: history, poetry, prophecy, wisdom literature, letters, and apocalyptic, just to name a few. Second, these 66 books were written by 40 different authors. These authors came from a variety of backgrounds: shepherds, fishermen, doctors, kings, prophets, and others. And most of these authors never knew one another personally. Third, these 66 books were written over a period of 1,500 years. Yet again, this is another reminder that many of these authors never knew or collaborated with one another in writing these books. Fourth, the 66 books of the Bible were written in 3 different languages. In the Bible we have books that were written in the ancient languages of Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic; a reflection of the historical and cultural circumstances in which each of these books were written. And finally, these 66 books were written on 3 different continents: Africa, Asia , and Europe . Once again, this is a testament to the varied historical and cultural circumstances of God's people. Think about the above realities: 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1,500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents. What's more, this collection of books shares a common storyline - the creation, fall, and redemption of God's people; a common theme - God's universal love for all of humanity; and a common message - salvation is available to all who repent of their sins and commit to following God with all of their heart, soul, mind and strength. In addition to sharing these commonalities, these 66 books contain no historical errors or contradictions. God's word truly is an amazing collection of writings! After I had shared the above facts with this student, I offered him the following challenge. "If you do not believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God, if you do not believe that the Bible is of a supernatural origin, then I challenge you to a test, I challenge you to go to any library in the world, you can choose any library you like, and find 66 books which match the characteristics of the 66 books in the Bible. You must choose 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1,500 years, in 3 different languages, written on 3 different continents. However, they must share a common storyline, a common theme, and a common message, with no historical errors or contradictions." I went on to say, "If you can produce such a collection of books, I will admit that the Bible is not the inspired word of God." The student's reply was almost instantaneous, he emphatically stated, "But that's impossible!" It truly is impossible, for any collection of human writings. However, the Bible passes this test. The Bible contains 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1,500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents, with no historical errors or contradictions. The entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, bears the mark of Divine inspiration. The next time you encounter someone who asks you why you believe the Bible is the inspired word of God, try sharing this challenge with them. Better yet, don't wait until you're asked, just go ahead and share this challenge with a friend today. You don't even have to mention the Bible up front, just ask them if they think it would be realistic to assemble such a collection of books. After they say, "But that's impossible!" you've got a ready-made opportunity for sharing the truth of God's word with somebody! origin unknown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeremiahisnaked 64 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Corvette powered 99 4-runner 4x4. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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