camon 233 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Any term created by the corrupt media that ends in -ER Examples: TruthER birthER freepER tenthER tin foil hattER teabaggER AND THATS JUST SHIT THEY CREATED THIS YEAR! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOWARD COSELL 155 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 YES WE CAN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lakedweller 10 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Here are some I could do without Ho You Know Conversate Months years old EG. My baby is 10 months years old Ax EG. Ax me a question Baby's Mama or Daddy Borack Obama Disrespected These are like finger nails on a blackboard. I will think of more... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocinante 100 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Happy Camper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arik 565 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) Dude!!...How can you not like single moms? From my perspective, a single mom is a MILF that is back in the game!!! Well some of them are MILFs!! Being called a "Dawg" - Hate that Ghet(sp?) When referred to a firearm Ax instead of Ask or Axed instead of Asked Holla - as in Holla at me (call me) digits- as in gimme your digits (phone#) There is more but what really, really, really pisses me of are the ridiculously stupid questions people ask me when they find out I'm not American. Its one thing to be curious its another thing is you dont think before opening your mouth. Here are a few I remember Did you guys have refrigerators? No motherfucker, we had thousands of nukes but could not figure out how to keep food frozen. Do bears really rome around in Moscow? Yes, in 1481. I heard its always cold, even in the summer! These are just of the top of my head. Edited December 16, 2009 by Arik Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 "Happy Holidays" It's CHRISTmas you butthead! ...anything uttered in inner city gutter slang pisses me off. Wanna impress me? speak proper English! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TYBOY 33 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 OHHH SNAP! The younger kids are using this and it just bothers me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulyski 2,227 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Who and whom being confused enrages me. Who is for the subject, whom is for objects! For example. Who do I love? wrong Whom do i love? correct I (subject) love her (object). It would sound wrong if I said the answer to the question wrong. For example: Me(subject) loves she (subject). Our languages is an SVO language SUBJECT VERB OBJECT. More "Same difference." "My bad" "Dude" "WTF" "Fuck that" "Nigga'" refering their mate as "my bitch" "blog" "twitter" Basically I hate when people use acronyms that are a part of internet jargon in their speech. Peoples language today is to course for my ears. To much cussin' fer my eurs. "Intensive purposes", when it should be "Intents and purposes". It's not even that I can't stand it. I just think it's funny. For all INTENSIVE purposes you DUDEs really need to look into employment as secretaries. .....but what really, really, really pisses me of are the ridiculously stupid questions people ask me when they find out I'm not American. Its one thing to be curious its another thing is you dont think before opening your mouth. Here are a few I remember Did you guys have refrigerators? No motherfucker, we had thousands of nukes but could not figure out how to keep food frozen. Do bears really rome around in Moscow? Yes, in 1481. I heard its always cold, even in the summer! These are just of the top of my head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) Ghet(sp?) When referred to a firearm Welcome to the states, Arik! I think you're referring to the slang term "gat". I don't care for it either, but its part of American urban slang. What? No slang in Родина, мой друг? That's no fun. Edited December 17, 2009 by Kevin in Texas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Krom 36 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Hope Change Yes we Can Progressive "common sense policy" United Nations Green Nobel Peace Prize Redistribution "community" Affirmative Action "why does any need that gun?" it's my right not need social justice XMAS Martail Law And like it mentioned before, if you were born here then you are an AMERICAN. Nothing else. I know some of these have already been mentioned, but they piss me off enough to be mentioned again. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Will that be paper or plastic?" Look, just surprise me, OK? "Will this be all for you?" No, I only like to pay for a few items at a time. "Would you like some help out with that?" Yes, this loaf of bread and jar of mayonaise looks pretty heavy. We better get two people on this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GeorgiaPD 408 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) Here are some that I hear all of the time.. : Same difference : AX (as in "Can I ax you something") Already posted, but still hate it... : "I have this friend who (insert BS here)" : My personal favorite of all time "Let me tell you a question" Ok, I feel much better now Edited December 17, 2009 by GeorgiaPD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kencrawleysc 11 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) like - the word that makes everything the same The vertical orientation of the colors: Red White & Blue --- being UPSIDE DOWN. Blue goes on top dammit. We ain't French. The Post Office and American Airways, an the US Military's tri-color bunting at Ceremonies get it right. Just about the rest of the planet gets it wrong. Edited December 17, 2009 by kencrawleysc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diamondback 56 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Semiautomatic Assault Weapon"--"Assault" is a noun (action specifically), not an adjective. If you beat somebody into unconsciousness with your dick, your tallywhacker is then an "assault weapon". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Who and whom being confused enrages me. Who is for the subject, whom is for objects! For example. Who do I love? wrong Whom do i love? correct I (subject) love her (object). It would sound wrong if I said the answer to the question wrong. For example: Me(subject) loves she (subject). Our languages is an SVO language SUBJECT VERB OBJECT. More "Same difference." "My bad" "Dude" "WTF" "Fuck that" "Nigga'" refering their mate as "my bitch" "blog" "twitter" Basically I hate when people use acronyms that are a part of internet jargon in their speech. Peoples language today is to course for my ears. To much cussin' fer my eurs. "Intensive purposes", when it should be "Intents and purposes". It's not even that I can't stand it. I just think it's funny. For all INTENSIVE purposes you DUDEs really need to look into employment as secretaries. ...........or people could just not use made up words. Either way, like I said, no skin off my back. It's just funny. "Will that be paper or plastic?" Look, just surprise me, OK? It's always plastic for me. They're perfect for the little bathroom garbage can! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joelrod47 373 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 ........anything that remotely sounds like "da bomb yo"............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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whitetrashrn 74 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "I'm just saying" WTF does that mean. People think they can say anything and as long as it is followed with "I'm just saying" it's ok. "Boy you are the fattest girl I have ever Seen!!" "I'm just saying.." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arik 565 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "I'm just saying" WTF does that mean. People think they can say anything and as long as it is followed with "I'm just saying" it's ok. "Boy you are the fattest girl I have ever Seen!!" "I'm just saying.." Do you mean FATTEST or PHATTEST? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulyski 2,227 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevymann 13 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) "LIKE" Cuz ya know LIKE I was gonna LIKE post something that was LIKE funny and that LIKE irritated me and LIKE I couldn't LIKE remember what it was... If I hear one more product of our public schools that can't LIKE think LIKE fast enough to LIKE speak with LIKE normal LIKE phrasing.. Edited December 17, 2009 by chevymann Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lakedweller 10 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "LIKE" Cuz ya know LIKE I was gonna LIKE post something that was LIKE funny and that LIKE irritated me and LIKE I couldn't LIKE remember what it was... If I hear one more product of our public schools that can't LIKE think LIKE fast enough to LIKE speak with LIKE normal LIKE phrasing.. +1 Like, You know. 110% Frickin She came to "my work" or "my job" There are so many! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) I hate the face that words like "GUN NUTS" are used to explain me because i like to exercise the right of freedom. Dont get me wrong i LOVE! guns but that just bothers me. for example, i called this guy who had an sks in the lacol adds for sale. It was a pretty good price and i was willing to buy it, only i couldnt get off work to come get it right away. He says to me " well i cant hold it long, all these "GUN NUT JOBS" out there are about knocking my door down to get to this thing." I hung up on him. Thanks dick ill buy a gun some place else, continue being a moron alone id like to stay away so it doesnt rub off on me. Edited December 17, 2009 by chevyman097 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "I'm just saying" WTF does that mean. People think they can say anything and as long as it is followed with "I'm just saying" it's ok. "Boy you are the fattest girl I have ever Seen!!" "I'm just saying.." You noticed that too huh? +1! Aside from just particular words, how about widening the scope to include people who feel like they must BITCH about something....ANYTHING, just for the sake of bitching about it. People need to fucking relax a little and learn to tolerate more when it's not done with malicious intent. As in FUCKEM if they can't take a joke! It's the damned internet already. Turn the shit off and go outside if it makes you get all BUTTHURT <<<<There's one..... oooh excuse me....this is the GENERAL DISCUSSION section..... Wow it's hard to believe this kind of stuff is allowed to be discussed in here....someone might get >>>OFFENDED <<< One of my new faves. Just don't anyone say anything about sand getting into part of the human anatomy.....it may offend someone who is paranoid about sexism to the point they take it all personal and label you as some sexist prick when that's the furthest thing from your mind or being..... Waaaaaa! Hmmm let's bitch some more.....how about this new popular butchering of the English language where kids and adults alike are abusing "any more"...I'll try and make an example. They are saying stuff like...."I just usually try to keep my tank topped up with fuel any more".......like instead of saying "these days". Or at the beginning of a sentence..."Any more, people are just really fucking up the English language." It's a PAST TENSE phrase people! Oh let's not forget the word "Hippie". That is one of the most abused words in the English language. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 "I'm just saying" WTF does that mean. People think they can say anything and as long as it is followed with "I'm just saying" it's ok. "Boy you are the fattest girl I have ever Seen!!" "I'm just saying.." You noticed that too huh? +1! Aside from just particular words, how about widening the scope to include people who feel like they must BITCH about something....ANYTHING, just for the sake of bitching about it. People need to fucking relax a little and learn to tolerate more when it's not done with malicious intent. As in FUCKEM if they can't take a joke! It's the damned internet already. Turn the shit off and go outside if it makes you get all BUTTHURT <<<<There's one..... oooh excuse me....this is the GENERAL DISCUSSION section..... Wow it's hard to believe this kind of stuff is allowed to be discussed in here....someone might get >>>OFFENDED <<< One of my new faves. Just don't anyone say anything about sand getting into part of the human anatomy.....it may offend someone who is paranoid about sexism to the point they take it all personal and label you as some sexist prick when that's the furthest thing from your mind or being..... Waaaaaa! Hmmm let's bitch some more.....how about this new popular butchering of the English language where kids and adults alike are abusing "any more"...I'll try and make an example. They are saying stuff like...."I just usually try to keep my tank topped up with fuel any more".......like instead of saying "these days". Or at the beginning of a sentence..."Any more, people are just really fucking up the Emglish language." It's a PAST TENSE phrase people! Oh let's not forget the word "Hippie". That is one of the most abused words in the English language. Why don't you tell us how you really feel! Just screwin' with ya, nice rant and +1 to the stuff about easily offended. Not to draw parallels, but have you ever talked to anyone in a book store or coffee shop? Can't get 1 minute into a conversation without hearing (that's offensive). Life's tough-get a helmet, and who knows, if people lighten up a bit, maybe they'll enjoy things more! Imagine how boring life would be if we all agreed on EVERYTHING. let's all root for the same team, same music, food, movies. Who could we complain about then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 That's a whole "nother" thing. (No, its just a whole "other" thing.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 I would like to buy you all a beer. I am amazed at thenumber of excellent responses to this thread. Not surprised, but amazed. It is a real pleasure to knowthere are so many like-minded individuals in this country. Unfortunately it istoo easy to forget that these days. I wish I could sit down at a nice pub withall of you and buy a round. I suspect I would have a very pleasant evening. I guess for now we will all have to meet here and provideour own beverages. Thanks Makc for running such a fine establishment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaneman153a 39 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Pretty much inserting any word from another language in an english sentence. e.g. "uber" Texas city-folk do this a lot with spanish. It pisses me off, I would just tell them that I don't speak spanish and have no idea what they're talking about. Here's a question that I hate being asked: "Are you ready for christmas?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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