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1. Howling 7, New moon rising. (I can't even put to words how bad it is!)

 

2. Island Claws. (A giant crab at a resort. 'Nuff said!)

 

3. The Big Hit. (Lou Diamond Phillips, Mark Wahlberg, Christina Applegate. Just plain bad!)

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Holy crap, it's back!   O.K. Anything with John Wayne!!! "Listen up, pilgrims, we're gonna ride into town and round up the sheep, kill the men, and rape the women. Let's get it right this time!" Ye

Again with the hating of peoples lives. I also loved 5th Element. It was an original Sci Fi movie, not your typical movie.   Its funny how people hate the original movies with style and yet love the

Come on Classy, Marion Morrison was what every real man should be, you know that. And apparently that's an actor who makes a career out of playing at being a badass while never coming within miles of

1) Planet Terror

 

2) Virus Undead aka "Wolf Wolff's The Beast Within"

 

3) Day of the Dead (the shitty one with Nick Cannon, NOT the Romero flick).

 

Oh yeah, Hostel 2 gets an Honorable Mention for shittiest movie I've ever seen.

 

Funny, I kinda liked the Big Hit....I did smoke a lot of pot back then though.

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District 9 was Brave heart compared to the one's I listed.

 

I don't know what it was about The Big Hit, I just couldn't take the cheese! Hey K.I.T. Looks like you're a sucker for zombie/horror too. Man they burn us so often in that genre.

 

The easiest job in the world has to be Jason Stathem's agent. "Hey Jason, there's this part in a movie where the guy wears nice clothes, drives expensive cars really fast, and beats people up. Are you interested?"

 

I'm going to add all 3 newer Star Wars movies, what a crap fest they were! And anything with Paulie Shore. That guy makes my spine hurt!

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District 9 was Brave heart compared to the one's I listed.

I liked it. It was like a live action Manga.

 

Hey K.I.T. Looks like you're a sucker for zombie/horror too. Man they burn us so often in that genre.

What can I say? Zombies, man. They creep me out! I'm hoping that World War Z doesn't suck. The audiobook was cool as fuck.

 

The easiest job in the world has to be Jason Stathem's agent. "Hey Jason, there's this part in a movie where the guy wears nice clothes, drives expensive cars really fast, and beats people up. Are you interested?"

I don't care who you are, that was funny!

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may not be the worst, but near the top.

 

Sling Blade.

 

"You 'ought not talk like that, you jist a boy" I loved that movie! It bridged the gap between Forest Gump and I am Sam.

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hard to pick a worst...

 

Starship Troopers series ...first is good, except it has absolutely nothing to do with Starship Troopers...worst book to film "translation of all time". ST 2 was so terrible that I walked out within the first 20 seconds. Won't touch ST 3.

 

Legend of Chun Li ...this guy says it all

(his street fighter guitar covers are good too)

 

Night at the Museum 2

 

Love Guru ...Myers has done some great stuff, but man this one blows.

 

Epic Movie and all the other "spoof" movies that came after Scary Movie

 

Fast and Furious series, but especially Torque

 

2012 ...disaster movies are generally terrible, but come on...MUTATING NEUTRINOS ARE YOU #%@#!@# KIDDING ME

 

 

best terrible movies: Omega Cop and Karate Cop ...you're guaranteed to get your money's worth in neck breakings. The guy even breaks a dudes neck just to get his hat back. Don't mess with Ron Marchini.

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Terror Toons wins hands down.

 

I mean really... when you have to have THIS GUY(see below) come out and try to hype up your movie befor accualy playing it, you know its going to be bad. But who knew it would be THIS BAD.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng1G20L_wh0

 

Heres some quotes from selected reviews...

 

"Avoid "Terror Toons" like it's a bomb strapped terrorist who also happens to be a brutal rapist(of both sexes)........who also has aids"

 

"Overall: Watching "Terror Toons" is like pouring acid into your ears and urine into your eyes. Well, If you look at my rating system, I think it's finally time I live up to my word on 0/4 star ratings."

 

"Terror Toons, starring porn icon Lizzie Borden and Beverly Lynne, has a bad porn feel to it, only without the titillating sex and nudity. And cohesive plot."

 

"This is a horrible, hateful little movie that will make you wonder about humanity's capacity to come together and put together something so unbelievably awfully. Stay away from it."

 

"I suppose this would qualify as one of those films so lacking in talent, so moronic in execution, that it almost entertains on the sheer hutzpa of anyone ever having claimed it's a film."

 

IMDB score: 2.5 out of 10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324213/

 

http://drgorereviews.blogspot.com/2006/01/terror-toons-review.html

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I had recently subjected myself to two terrible movies, which I had DVRed for some stupid reason. One of them was already mentioned: the "Day of the Dead" "remake" with Mina Suvarri. I put "remake" in quotes, because the only thing that this travesty has in common with the Romero classic are the zombies. There's no survivors holding up at a missile silo or anything like that! Instead, it was some very conventional, by-the-book, "zombies overrunning a small rural town" crap.

 

The other one was "Prom Night". I watched it hoping to see some annoying, attractive teens getting slaughtered in graphics and creative ways. Instead, it was a bunch of very bland, plain-looking teens getting slaughtered off screen (PG-13) in very conventional ways, by a completely lame, generic psycho villain.

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Terror Toons wins hands down.

 

I mean really... when you have to have THIS GUY(see below) come out and try to hype up your movie befor accualy playing it, you know its going to be bad. But who knew it would be THIS BAD.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng1G20L_wh0

 

Heres some quotes from selected reviews...

 

"Avoid "Terror Toons" like it's a bomb strapped terrorist who also happens to be a brutal rapist(of both sexes)........who also has aids"

 

"Overall: Watching "Terror Toons" is like pouring acid into your ears and urine into your eyes. Well, If you look at my rating system, I think it's finally time I live up to my word on 0/4 star ratings."

 

"Terror Toons, starring porn icon Lizzie Borden and Beverly Lynne, has a bad porn feel to it, only without the titillating sex and nudity. And cohesive plot."

 

"This is a horrible, hateful little movie that will make you wonder about humanity's capacity to come together and put together something so unbelievably awfully. Stay away from it."

 

"I suppose this would qualify as one of those films so lacking in talent, so moronic in execution, that it almost entertains on the sheer hutzpa of anyone ever having claimed it's a film."

 

IMDB score: 2.5 out of 10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324213/

 

http://drgorereviews.blogspot.com/2006/01/terror-toons-review.html

 

If that isn't bad enough. I googled the title, and got 2 MORE SEQUELS?!?! What The Hell? Who's watching these movies?

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Terror Toons wins hands down.

 

If that isn't bad enough. I googled the title, and got 2 MORE SEQUELS?!?! What The Hell? Who's watching these movies?

I Refuse to see either sequel.

 

I've sat through some campy B-movies and Indie films in the past. I couldn't make myself sit through the entirety of the original.

 

I think I would rather undergo waterboarding than sit through a part 2 and 3.

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The worst flick I've seen lately was definitely Boondock Saints II. "Who ordered the whoop-ass fajitas?!" :rolleyes:

 

What a shitty, pathetic excuse for a sequel. I really wish I had that ~$20 back.

 

On a sidenote, I recently saw a movie on DVD that I hadn't heard of before that turned out to be really fuckin good: Harsh Times. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.

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Recently, given the hype, Avatar. Absolute Piece of shit. Maybe it was great in a good 3D theater, but it was a piece of shit. If you liked it, and are not a film connoisseur, it was a piece of shit. Not MHO, fact.

 

 

 

I agree. How this movie ever got as big as it did is beyond me. I guess I'm a nerd in this world.

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Funny Games....the absolute worst movie ever. I forced myself to finish watching it, hoping it had some redeeming value...nope. The dad in the movie made me want to kill his bitch ass. I get angry even thinking about the time I lost watching that piece of shit.

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"Slumdog millionaire".

What a pile of muslim-catering propaganda horse-shit!

 

What abunch of worthless self-sphincter-fisting homo's to give it bullshit awards....Must have been the Nobel Peace Prize crew.

 

With all due respect,

guido

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Wow, that was magnificently bad. I thought the butch-looking girl was going to spin the towel into a "rat tail" and pop the bad guy in the ass, classic locker-room move.

Would've been a martial arts first, I'll bet.

 

-guido

 

 

80's Kung Fu flop "Undefeatable" is the worst of all time. Check out the mullet fight below:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

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80's Kung Fu flop "Undefeatable" is the worst of all time. Check out the mullet fight below:

 

 

cynthia rothrock movies are always that bad. thats probably the best part of that one. thanks for saving me the trouble of wasting time on that. that had me rolling. :lolol::lolol::lolol:

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