ktcm7271 999 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 1. Howling 7, New moon rising. (I can't even put to words how bad it is!) 2. Island Claws. (A giant crab at a resort. 'Nuff said!) 3. The Big Hit. (Lou Diamond Phillips, Mark Wahlberg, Christina Applegate. Just plain bad!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 In recent memory? District 9. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thehopping1 105 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 District 9.... really? I thought it was good. How about eXistenZ, I think I got dumber just by watching it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 (edited) 1) Planet Terror 2) Virus Undead aka "Wolf Wolff's The Beast Within" 3) Day of the Dead (the shitty one with Nick Cannon, NOT the Romero flick). Oh yeah, Hostel 2 gets an Honorable Mention for shittiest movie I've ever seen. Funny, I kinda liked the Big Hit....I did smoke a lot of pot back then though. Edited May 1, 2010 by Kevin in Texas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmons 23 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Crank with Jason Statham, I usually like his movies but for me that one just plain sucked. Gamer is a close second even though I like Gerard Butler also. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted May 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 District 9 was Brave heart compared to the one's I listed. I don't know what it was about The Big Hit, I just couldn't take the cheese! Hey K.I.T. Looks like you're a sucker for zombie/horror too. Man they burn us so often in that genre. The easiest job in the world has to be Jason Stathem's agent. "Hey Jason, there's this part in a movie where the guy wears nice clothes, drives expensive cars really fast, and beats people up. Are you interested?" I'm going to add all 3 newer Star Wars movies, what a crap fest they were! And anything with Paulie Shore. That guy makes my spine hurt! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 (edited) District 9 was Brave heart compared to the one's I listed. I liked it. It was like a live action Manga. Hey K.I.T. Looks like you're a sucker for zombie/horror too. Man they burn us so often in that genre. What can I say? Zombies, man. They creep me out! I'm hoping that World War Z doesn't suck. The audiobook was cool as fuck. The easiest job in the world has to be Jason Stathem's agent. "Hey Jason, there's this part in a movie where the guy wears nice clothes, drives expensive cars really fast, and beats people up. Are you interested?" I don't care who you are, that was funny! Edited May 1, 2010 by Kevin in Texas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banshee 69 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 may not be the worst, but near the top. Sling Blade. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
volkov 318 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Seraphim falls.. I don't know many people who have bothered to watch that movie, but it is TERRIBLE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigj480 203 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Nothing you have ever seen could possibly be as abed as Mixed Nuts. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110538/ Faces of Death, ugh, I'll just stop there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted May 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 may not be the worst, but near the top. Sling Blade. "You 'ought not talk like that, you jist a boy" I loved that movie! It bridged the gap between Forest Gump and I am Sam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mav 459 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 The box, The Lovely Bones, and the worst ever, White Oleander. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregM1 241 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 In recent memory, would be the GI Joe movie. Im sure there is more, but i have fortunately blocked those from memory. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sidewinderl 43 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 hard to pick a worst... Starship Troopers series ...first is good, except it has absolutely nothing to do with Starship Troopers...worst book to film "translation of all time". ST 2 was so terrible that I walked out within the first 20 seconds. Won't touch ST 3. Legend of Chun Li ...this guy says it all (his street fighter guitar covers are good too) Night at the Museum 2 Love Guru ...Myers has done some great stuff, but man this one blows. Epic Movie and all the other "spoof" movies that came after Scary Movie Fast and Furious series, but especially Torque 2012 ...disaster movies are generally terrible, but come on...MUTATING NEUTRINOS ARE YOU #%@#!@# KIDDING ME best terrible movies: Omega Cop and Karate Cop ...you're guaranteed to get your money's worth in neck breakings. The guy even breaks a dudes neck just to get his hat back. Don't mess with Ron Marchini. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diamondback 56 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 The Fifth Element was so bad I did a full Gunny Hartmann... "Holy Jesus! What the FUCK was THAT?!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaneman153a 39 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Recently, given the hype, Avatar. Absolute Piece of shit. Maybe it was great in a good 3D theater, but it was a piece of shit. If you liked it, and are not a film connoisseur, it was a piece of shit. Not MHO, fact. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clifton 354 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Crank high voltage with Jason Statham thought it was trash,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Terror Toons wins hands down. I mean really... when you have to have THIS GUY(see below) come out and try to hype up your movie befor accualy playing it, you know its going to be bad. But who knew it would be THIS BAD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng1G20L_wh0 Heres some quotes from selected reviews... "Avoid "Terror Toons" like it's a bomb strapped terrorist who also happens to be a brutal rapist(of both sexes)........who also has aids" "Overall: Watching "Terror Toons" is like pouring acid into your ears and urine into your eyes. Well, If you look at my rating system, I think it's finally time I live up to my word on 0/4 star ratings." "Terror Toons, starring porn icon Lizzie Borden and Beverly Lynne, has a bad porn feel to it, only without the titillating sex and nudity. And cohesive plot." "This is a horrible, hateful little movie that will make you wonder about humanity's capacity to come together and put together something so unbelievably awfully. Stay away from it." "I suppose this would qualify as one of those films so lacking in talent, so moronic in execution, that it almost entertains on the sheer hutzpa of anyone ever having claimed it's a film." IMDB score: 2.5 out of 10 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324213/ http://drgorereviews.blogspot.com/2006/01/terror-toons-review.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BrutalGardener 205 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 I had recently subjected myself to two terrible movies, which I had DVRed for some stupid reason. One of them was already mentioned: the "Day of the Dead" "remake" with Mina Suvarri. I put "remake" in quotes, because the only thing that this travesty has in common with the Romero classic are the zombies. There's no survivors holding up at a missile silo or anything like that! Instead, it was some very conventional, by-the-book, "zombies overrunning a small rural town" crap. The other one was "Prom Night". I watched it hoping to see some annoying, attractive teens getting slaughtered in graphics and creative ways. Instead, it was a bunch of very bland, plain-looking teens getting slaughtered off screen (PG-13) in very conventional ways, by a completely lame, generic psycho villain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 paranormal activity...sucked more than blair witch i think... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Terror Toons wins hands down. I mean really... when you have to have THIS GUY(see below) come out and try to hype up your movie befor accualy playing it, you know its going to be bad. But who knew it would be THIS BAD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng1G20L_wh0 Heres some quotes from selected reviews... "Avoid "Terror Toons" like it's a bomb strapped terrorist who also happens to be a brutal rapist(of both sexes)........who also has aids" "Overall: Watching "Terror Toons" is like pouring acid into your ears and urine into your eyes. Well, If you look at my rating system, I think it's finally time I live up to my word on 0/4 star ratings." "Terror Toons, starring porn icon Lizzie Borden and Beverly Lynne, has a bad porn feel to it, only without the titillating sex and nudity. And cohesive plot." "This is a horrible, hateful little movie that will make you wonder about humanity's capacity to come together and put together something so unbelievably awfully. Stay away from it." "I suppose this would qualify as one of those films so lacking in talent, so moronic in execution, that it almost entertains on the sheer hutzpa of anyone ever having claimed it's a film." IMDB score: 2.5 out of 10 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324213/ http://drgorereviews.blogspot.com/2006/01/terror-toons-review.html If that isn't bad enough. I googled the title, and got 2 MORE SEQUELS?!?! What The Hell? Who's watching these movies? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Terror Toons wins hands down. If that isn't bad enough. I googled the title, and got 2 MORE SEQUELS?!?! What The Hell? Who's watching these movies? I Refuse to see either sequel. I've sat through some campy B-movies and Indie films in the past. I couldn't make myself sit through the entirety of the original. I think I would rather undergo waterboarding than sit through a part 2 and 3. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shades_of_grey 1,092 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 (edited) The worst flick I've seen lately was definitely Boondock Saints II. "Who ordered the whoop-ass fajitas?!" What a shitty, pathetic excuse for a sequel. I really wish I had that ~$20 back. On a sidenote, I recently saw a movie on DVD that I hadn't heard of before that turned out to be really fuckin good: Harsh Times. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. Edited May 1, 2010 by post-apocalyptic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superA 289 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Recently, given the hype, Avatar. Absolute Piece of shit. Maybe it was great in a good 3D theater, but it was a piece of shit. If you liked it, and are not a film connoisseur, it was a piece of shit. Not MHO, fact. I agree. How this movie ever got as big as it did is beyond me. I guess I'm a nerd in this world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scarbrough68289 76 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Funny Games....the absolute worst movie ever. I forced myself to finish watching it, hoping it had some redeeming value...nope. The dad in the movie made me want to kill his bitch ass. I get angry even thinking about the time I lost watching that piece of shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thehopping1 105 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Skip the first 7 minutes, but the last 3 are what make this movie what it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scUe7HWlPaI Quote Link to post Share on other sites
getitat 609 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 "Slumdog millionaire". What a pile of muslim-catering propaganda horse-shit! What abunch of worthless self-sphincter-fisting homo's to give it bullshit awards....Must have been the Nobel Peace Prize crew. With all due respect, guido Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigsal 757 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 80's Kung Fu flop "Undefeatable" is the worst of all time. Check out the mullet fight below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
getitat 609 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Wow, that was magnificently bad. I thought the butch-looking girl was going to spin the towel into a "rat tail" and pop the bad guy in the ass, classic locker-room move. Would've been a martial arts first, I'll bet. -guido 80's Kung Fu flop "Undefeatable" is the worst of all time. Check out the mullet fight below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregM1 241 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 80's Kung Fu flop "Undefeatable" is the worst of all time. Check out the mullet fight below: cynthia rothrock movies are always that bad. thats probably the best part of that one. thanks for saving me the trouble of wasting time on that. that had me rolling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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