bohound 281 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 While we're on the James Cameron train of thought... Keep in mind this is a woman typing this... Wait for it... Titanic was the most colossal piece of shit ever transferred to cellulose. I hated it and started yelling at the screen in the theater during it's showing. Could have had something to do with the Captain Morgan in my coke, but I don't think so. Leonardo was such a silky, fancy boy queer in that flick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 (edited) Titanic was the most colossal piece of shit ever transferred to cellulose. I hated it and started yelling at the screen in the theater during it's showing. Could have had something to do with the Captain Morgan in my coke, but I don't think so. Leonardo was such a silky, fancy boy queer in that flick. So Kate wasn't the only one flying in the movie............ Edited May 4, 2010 by Dancing Bear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chupa 34 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Watchmen Tried to watch it last night, worst DC film ever made. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Watchmen Tried to watch it last night, worst DC film ever made. I didnt like it either, forgot about that one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobsolla 7 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 the newest fast&furious movie! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Watchmen sucked too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thehopping1 105 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Another waste of time.... Meet the spartans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYuF02hcZk&feature=related Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YARP 300 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Boondock Saints II, I waited years, YEARS! for this movie to come out with a sequel. It came, I bought it with out seeing it, and now feel like I got prison raped for wasting my money. REALLY SHITTY in comparison to the first one. FYI the first one is in my top ten movies of all time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brair 5 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I mean when a main stream big budget movie(Budget $70,000,000 Gross revenue $19,924,033) makes Troma films look good, you know it is really really bad. Dont be talking bad about troma like that! lol. they make some of my favorite B- movies. Most people here will probably hate their stuff if they arent familiar with it. They are very low budget. One of my favorite Troma movies is Cannibal the Musical by South Park creators Matt Stone & Trey Parker. The music in the trailer is mostly different than what is in the show. Don't get me wrong, Troma films were campy and did not take themselves too serious. While not exactly high art they were pretty funny. However the special effects and such were really really bad but fit. Ecks was just bad with no redeeming qualities. So a campy line of B movies (pick your fav) were better than a big budget film that had no excuse for being bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shades_of_grey 1,092 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Watchmen Tried to watch it last night, worst DC film ever made. I couldn't make it through Watchmen. I kept falling asleep! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 All shaky camera movies: Clover field, Quarantine, Blair witch, etc. Except Diary of the dead, that was pretty good. I didn't mind Watchmen, could've done without the blue dick though! Troma flicks rule! Last, but not least: Any movie where the trailer voice starts with "He was a cop, he was a damn good cop, then they pushed him too far!" They all suck ass! You never hear "He was a florist, he was a damn good florist, then they pushed him too far! It's always a cop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregM1 241 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 You never hear "He was a florist, he was a damn good florist, then they pushed him too far! It's always a cop. did you forget hightower in the police academy movies. he was a florist. oh wait, he was a cop too. haha. Brair, i knew you weren't insulting troma. i was just having some fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 (edited) All shaky camera movies: Clover field, Quarantine, Blair witch, etc. Except Diary of the dead, that was pretty good. I didn't mind Watchmen, could've done without the blue dick though! Troma flicks rule! Last, but not least: Any movie where the trailer voice starts with "He was a cop, he was a damn good cop, then they pushed him too far!" They all suck ass! You never hear "He was a florist, he was a damn good florist, then they pushed him too far! It's always a cop. Not so fast ktcm7271. I thought Cloverfield wasn't too bad. I liked the impromptu-esque, filming a day-in-the-life of Average Joe City-Dweller, mixed with 1950's Cold-War "It Came From New Jersey/Russia/Planet X" Sci-fi movies. Some scenes were pretty intense. If you took it for what it was, and didn't spend 8 bucks and up to see it -- the show was entertaining. Diary of the Dead was good, but Romero could have done so much more with it. The best part was the opening 2 minutes or so. Very cool. But why can't movie cops shoot for shit? I have to agree that Quaratine was shit. The original Spanish film [REC] that Quarantine rips off, is much better. Its a great take on the "TEOTWAWKI from homicidal infected crazies" genre. Better-paced, more claustrophobic, and entertaining than 28 Days later, IMHO. Edited May 5, 2010 by Kevin in Texas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sidewinderl 43 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Can't believe nobody has mentioned the abortion known as Pearl Harbor... most Bay movies suck, for that matter. Especially the Transformers movies. There is so much wrong with those movies, that I'm not going to even bother listing any of it...movies with astronomical budgets should never fail in any category, but Transformers manages to utterly fail in most categories (editing, casting, scripting, characters, plot, continuity, product placement, etc etc). Bay does earn a cookie for casting Obama as the real villain who thwarts the autobots, though...never saw that coming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I actually liked Watchmen. It was a little long, but that's because the comic was too. In recent memory, Extract was one of the worst movies I've seen. I figured, Mike Judge, a new take on Office Space? gotta be good. Nope. Huge fucking waste of time. Still Waiting was another awful one. I loved Waiting, I knew the sequel was gonna be awful from a mile away, but I figured I'd give it a chance. It was awful, I made it ~5 minutes in. I didn't pay anything and I still want my money back! Against The Dark was another Steven Seagal piece of shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BronCobraJet 80 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I was going to say Adam Sandler "Little Nicky" It took me 5 or 6 starts to finally finish it. But then a buddy of mine that I grew up with, and he knows my warped sense of humor, bought me an X-mas present this year. Alice In Acidland. A scared straight film from 1968 about a girl that got caught up with the wrong crowd. Holy Good Lord! I had to restart it 8 times to get through it. Lot's of nudity and lezbo action, but couldn't save this one for anything. Wow. Just, ... wow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BronCobraJet 80 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 (edited) Weasels Ripped My Flesh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJHA4Ujmuo Wendigo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2CPEFWzIX4 Holy Crap! I almost forgot how bad, bad, bad Wendigo was. I almost had it erased from my memory - but you had to bring it back up again! RETCH! Also, "Killer Clowns From Outer Space" sucked big time, but in a good way. Edited May 5, 2010 by BronCobraJet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Yeah, Cloverfield was good, but I wish they would have made a version without the spasm inducing camera. Killer clowns ruled! Wendigo was awful! You guys saved me some time, I'll pass on Waiting 2 and Extract. Shame, Office space was great. We watched one last month about carnies, staring Kristin Stewart that we got about 30 minutes into and changed. Can't remember what it was called. If you had to drink every time she smiles, you'd be sober for months! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bvamp 604 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I dont kopw about WORST (so many terrible movies) but a terrible movie that is so bad you cannot look away from is "The Gods Must Be Crazy". so bad its funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I was going to say Adam Sandler "Little Nicky" It took me 5 or 6 starts to finally finish it. But then a buddy of mine that I grew up with, and he knows my warped sense of humor, bought me an X-mas present this year. Alice In Acidland. A scared straight film from 1968 about a girl that got caught up with the wrong crowd. Holy Good Lord! I had to restart it 8 times to get through it. Lot's of nudity and lezbo action, but couldn't save this one for anything. Wow. Just, ... wow. I forgot about Adam Sandler. Can't STAND him! Pauly Shore or Jim Carey either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thehopping1 105 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Can't believe nobody has mentioned the abortion known as Pearl Harbor... most Bay movies suck, for that matter. Especially the Transformers movies. There is so much wrong with those movies, that I'm not going to even bother listing any of it...movies with astronomical budgets should never fail in any category, but Transformers manages to utterly fail in most categories (editing, casting, scripting, characters, plot, continuity, product placement, etc etc). Bay does earn a cookie for casting Obama as the real villain who thwarts the autobots, though...never saw that coming. What.... Transformers.... really. I like the Transformer movies, if for no other reason Meagan Fox. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Thehopping1, you should watch Jennifer's Body. It's an absolutely awful cheesy teen horror movie, but Megan Fox is the villain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thehopping1 105 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Thehopping1, you should watch Jennifer's Body. It's an absolutely awful cheesy teen horror movie, but Megan Fox is the villain Sweet, I'm on it. See I think cheesy movies are OK as long as they have either hot chicks or good CGI. Like Starship Troopers, it wasn't the best movie ever, by any means, but it had boobies and bugs bleeding every where so it was worth watching. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 (edited) Thehopping1, you should watch Jennifer's Body. It's an absolutely awful cheesy teen horror movie, but Megan Fox is the villain Sweet, I'm on it. See I think cheesy movies are OK as long as they have either hot chicks or good CGI. Like Starship Troopers, it wasn't the best movie ever, by any means, but it had boobies and bugs bleeding every where so it was worth watching. Same here. Commando may have quite possibly one of the worst stories ever, but it's got plenty of ass kicking and thus one of my favorite movies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxc1CPu9bqI&feature=related Gotta love bulletproof flowers Edited May 5, 2010 by Klassy Kalashnikov Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Graniteer 10 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I hope someday to have a movie gun. You know, the kind where you can shoot 700-800 rounds without reloading? I wonder how much those go for. Also, the power to throw saw blades clean through a man's skull is A-OK in my book. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 (edited) I hope someday to have a movie gun. You know, the kind where you can shoot 700-800 rounds without reloading? I wonder how much those go for. Also, the power to throw saw blades clean through a man's skull is A-OK in my book. Commando is in my top 3 favorites of all time. This is the epitome of awesome 80's action movies. Probably the funniest non-comedy of all time! I still look for the "secret button" in every surplus store I go to that opens the wall into a room full of RPG's, Grenades, and every full auto military weapon from the last 50 years. Edited May 6, 2010 by BuffetDestroyer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 It's not a movie, but quite possibly the worst fight scene ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dussandr 76 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I forgot about Adam Sandler. Can't STAND him! Pauly Shore or Jim Carey either. I hate Sandler too. Not funny. Carrey isn't funny either. "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks and Adrian Zmed gets my vote for worst ever. "Dukes of Hazzard" sucked, but then, I hate Jessica Simpson so I'm biased. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I just watched green zone last night....it was pretty bad imo, I didnt finish it. Figures for a Matt Gaymond movie. actually the other night lol....but it was posted in the wrong thread...figured Id get it right this time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
opoche 0 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Top worst movies: Zardoz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0 Mutant Chronicles. May be showing how much of a nerd I am but Mutant Chronicles was one of my favorite sci fi settings in my teenage years and they butchered it with that abomination. The trailer doesn't look half bad,but don't let that fool you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS9jv8ejIgY Finally watched Starship Troopers 3 and it was a steamer as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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