thebuns1 4,323 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) if this is you. http://forum.saiga-1...opic/40917-new/ dude, post #10 in that thread!! greatest post ive read in a while. that one made my stomach hurt from laughin so hard. so does #14!! lmao. Edited February 29, 2012 by Captain Hero 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 My only rifle accesories are a scope, or a red dot. But alas, I do have a camo truck that I take hunting and camping......but so does Nailbomb! I definately don't drive it to the mall, or "cruise" in it though. Mountain roads all the way!...... I thought I was in the clear til the whole camo truck thing. Damn!! edit: my truck IS more of the "crazy redneck" variety. why don't you drive it to the mall? in montana you feel out of place if you don't drive to the mall in a camo truck and i have to disagree with buying something just because it's cool makes you a mall ninja, i bought a ruger no1 .458 lott because i think it's cool, lol I suppose mainly because I never go to the mall. I am just one of those "Mom and Pop shop" kinda guys, but it is no fun going there all "Gothed-out". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I drive mine to the mall... mainly because its my primary transportation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kodaline 178 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 This will get many here: If you put a muzzle brake on a weapon that fires 7.26x39 or 5.56x45 or smaller. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salt1219 176 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) If your weapons, equipment, or ammo have any reference to Zombies. Or screen name. None of these items are mine BTW. ^ ^ This makes me sad I like zombie stuff (i don't have any on my guns) also i was considering getting my nickname engraved on one of my guns. sadly i use my nickname as my screen name. does this mean im mall ninja curious? Edited March 1, 2012 by Salt 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 LOL I bought some Z-max round in 7.62x39 just yesterday... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 This will get many here: If you put a muzzle brake on a weapon that fires 7.26x39 or 5.56x45 or smaller. well you must not compete in 3gun then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 This will get many here: If you put a muzzle brake on a weapon that fires 7.26x39 or 5.56x45 or smaller. This will get many here: If you put a muzzle brake on a weapon that fires 7.26x39 or 5.56x45 or smaller. well you must not compete in 3gun then Or like the authentic look and function. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deadeye 325 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 just face it you are all mall ninjas if you like this thred Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armalite_ar50 86 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 The ak-74 break on my friends M16 lets you pour a 20 round mag. into a ragged 5 inch hole @ 40 yards with a mag dump. You might be a mall ninja IF: you buy a slide fire/bumpski stock and think it's the real deal. Yer just bad ass if you can bump fire about any weapon you pick up from any position. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 The ak-74 break on my friends M16 lets you pour a 20 round mag. into a ragged 5 inch hole @ 40 yards with a mag dump. You might be a mall ninja IF: you buy a slide fire/bumpski stock and think it's the real deal. Yer just bad ass if you can bump fire about any weapon you pick up from any position. I am Mall-Ninja enough that I can bumpfire a fuckin' Musket! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philman 8 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) Aw Christ! I'm a Mall Ninja! In my defense I will say that I think about sex more than I do guns, but it's very close. Edited March 1, 2012 by philman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Aw Christ! I'm a Mall Ninja! In my defense I will say that I think about sex more than I do guns, but it's very close. Thats cute! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdaddyhatty 65 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 you might..... if you live in NYC and wear a ghillie suit to work I am loving this thread! I saw some footage of the Iranian Military goostepping in a parade wearing ghillie suits, I almost hit the floor laughing, It was in the break room at work and most the guys didn't get it. The best part was about 15 of the 50 had white suits and the rest had green. "hey guys what uniform do you think we should wear? How bout the ghillie suits? You only have your white one? that will be fine." In defense of the shooting a shotgun from the hip, that's the way were trained in the Navy, that counts as military training, right? The one about having a breching device on your home defense shotgun incase you have to breach you own doors is my favorite so far! Hilarious, but true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
e30eternal 7 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 "You refer to other people as civilians, and have never been in law enforcement or the military." ....ahahahahahaha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
e30eternal 7 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 if this is you. http://forum.saiga-1...opic/40917-new/ dude, post #10 in that thread!! greatest post ive read in a while. that one made my stomach hurt from laughin so hard. so does #14!! lmao. fuckin hilarious! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kodaline 178 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 This will get many here: If you put a muzzle brake on a weapon that fires 7.26x39 or 5.56x45 or smaller. well you must not compete in 3gun then Exactly my point. I don't. 99.9% of gun owners don't. Therefore, a great, vast, overwhelming majority of muzzle brakes on light caliber rifles are un-needed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
preparehandbook 326 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Are thinking about sex and firearms mutually exclusive? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joseph 141 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) Are thinking about sex and firearms mutually exclusive? Naa, Forceable rape, while condemable, certainly does exist. You might be a mall ninja if you obsess over guns and post in gun fourms. If you know what the term Mall Ninja means, you might be a mall ninja If you have a predefinded list of "socially" accpectable atachments on a privately owned assassult rife then you Might be a mall ninja If your have "tactial" equipment and or plans to defend your "AO" you might be a mall ninja If you think that use will ever use an military style semi automatic weapon in a firefight, unconnected to military service then you might a mall ninja, regardless if such an event occurs or not. if you own more than 4 firearms you might be a mall ninja if you go to a mall in a ninja contume then your deffinatly a mall ninja Edited March 2, 2012 by Joebanks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smartbomb 133 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 if you fantasize of hillary and nancy naked - together - what does that make you? i had a strange dream last night ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 if you fantasize of hillary and nancy naked - together - what does that make you? i had a strange dream last night ...... Dude.....I'd seek professional help for that. It's bad enough looking at them fully clothed. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TapeWorm3 104 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 It makes you a "Lesbian Libtard Lover", JK, try to say that 3 times fast. Have you thought about monitoring you Vitamin B-6 intake. I heard too much causes weird dreams. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smartbomb 133 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) may be some of the wicked shit from my misguided youth coming back to haunt me. then again theres nothing like a thick thighed nerdy girl. oh and chantix (tried to quit smoking) will give you the most bizarre dreams ever! Edited March 2, 2012 by smartbomb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 if you fantasize of hillary and nancy naked - together - what does that make you? i had a strange dream last night ...... Lay off eating Buffalo Wings and listening to talk radio before going to bed!! (IF that doesn't work -spend more money on hookers and less on guns!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) if you fantasize of hillary and nancy naked - together - what does that make you? i had a strange dream last night ...... Lay off eating Buffalo Wings and listening to talk radio before going to bed!! (IF that doesn't work -spend more money on hookers and less on guns!) To save time you can just order from the wed site for local delivery in 30 minutes or less or the pizzas free: www.hooker-&-a-pizza.com Edited March 2, 2012 by 20-Mags Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Thread Nazi says, "Back on Topic! Cankled Wrinkle Sex is not Mall Ninja!": If you own a shuriken star and aren't an antique Japanese weapon collector... If your AR has a bottle opener on it... If your weapon sling setup is so complicated it looks like Spiderman webbed you to the wall with your weapon... If your survival food stash contains Twinkies... If you consider Quentin Tarantino or Rambo movies to be weapons instructional DVD's... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Surely OperatorERROR isnt a "mall ninja"...he's an "operator" lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5UExIRcGhM&context=C3d6394aADOEgsToPDskJ5MXbLpYe0f-zJwEQRHTn7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 LMFAO, he threw a knife! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 All real "operators" can throw a knife...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joseph 141 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Surely OperatorERROR isnt a "mall ninja"...he's an "operator" lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUfDoB1X-p8&context=C3e9a1a0ADOEgsToPDskKTSEmfoqg1EB8wKwz2SgTm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5UExIRcGhM&context=C3d6394aADOEgsToPDskJ5MXbLpYe0f-zJwEQRHTn7 .......... just.. wow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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