Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) " The more you sweat when planning, the less you bleed when executing " Edited August 29, 2011 by Dad2142Dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dashowdy 141 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 from my father, "there are no stupid questions just stupid people." and my favorite one from work " I did not need to wash my hands sir I got a clean wipe" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 You can't fix stupid. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 The sovereignty of a nation, always of right, resides in the bodies of the people... and an enlightened, free, and virtuous people, can as a body be the keepers of their own liberties and the guardians of their own rights. -Samuel Adams Damn this is good beer. -also Samuel Adams 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joesmoe 14 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 "Well if that's the best you can do" or " Are you going to leave it that way" these are just 2 random things I say to apprentices on the job, it leaves them scratching there head wondering where they messed up at. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pony_express1973 183 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) from anyone holding a gun " you can run but your just going to die tired If god din't want us to be happy he wouldn't have invented beer " Edited August 29, 2011 by pony_express1973 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arik 565 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Alcohol.....the solution to and the cause of....all the worlds problems. Im not not licking toads! Homer J Simpson 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) "The more I deal with people the better I like my dog and I'd shoot the damn dog." my Dad Edited August 29, 2011 by 20-Mags Quote Link to post Share on other sites
racolqui 19 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain Amen Brother. Most Politicians and Business Executives do not understand this and unfortunately a great percentage of the population doesn't either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 "If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6500rpm 670 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 From a line class instructor I once had, and something I use today when guys in the shop whine like little girls about the job at hand -"Aint no hill for a climber". Sometimes folks just need to be reminded how good they really are to push through problems. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 "Play stupid games; win stupid prizes" has always been a favorite of mine. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
supertex 242 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 "hotter than teenage sex" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 "So you have enemies? GOOD! It means you stand for something." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echoside190 127 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) "Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." Edited August 29, 2011 by Echomaker 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cvasqu03 21 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 From my Karate instructor: Pain is weakness leaving the body. Misogynistic: You can't trust a thing that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayofruin 425 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Hotter than two girls kissin'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken1961 14 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Do it right the first time. You won't have to do it again. - Dad Prepare for the worst and hope for the best. - Mom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Hotter than two girls kissin'! Wrong as two boys fuckin'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) "The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to defend it. Only if every single citizen feels duty bound to do his share in this defense are the constitutional rights secure." — Albert Einstein You can't argue with Einstein. Edited September 10, 2011 by patriot 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 General George S. Patton had some great ones... No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more. Better to fight for something than live for nothing. Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 (edited) "Boy, you MUST be blind in one eye and deaf in the other...'cause you don't see a single thing I'm telling you". " Be a cat...he sits and watches. The cat gets everything". "You have to watch your kids every minute...cause they do the STUPIDEST things". " Son, you have a son now, and that's a LOT of responsibility. Hug him when he's good. Spank him when he's bad. If you forget to do either one... you'll raise a damned fool". Wisdom from my Father. I miss that man every day.I remember him throwing down the tools and saying "AAAWWW GOD DAMN IT! When your working too hard your doin' SOMETHING WRONG... lets go get a cup of coffee and figger this out!" Edited August 30, 2011 by G O B 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken1961 14 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Wisdom from my Father. I miss that man every day.I remember him throwing down the tools and saying "AAAWWW GOD DAMN IT! When your working too hard your doin' SOMETHING WRONG... lets go get a cup of coffee and figger this out!" Now that is a wise man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Its ain't the size of the dog that matters. Its the size of the fight in the dog that matters. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jpnrm96 70 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 "Its raining harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Odd Man Out 1,283 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 "Fart proudly" Benjamin Franklin 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 One of my favorites... ( I like to think I came up with it... ) is a rendition of one you have heard before... but to the next level... I use it when shit goes wrong and people start complaining that it wasnt their fault, when they originally had nothing to do with it... "If the shoe doesnt fit... dont TRY to jam your foot INTO IT!!!" Theres another one or two too... but I cant recall 'em just now... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slostang 80 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Serious as dick cancer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 "How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think." Adolf Hitler 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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